fake so-called vampire love stories are L-A-M-E!
Ever heard of that shizzy other vampire romance book, The Vampire Diaries? I'm sure you have. People who read Twilight read this ugly book. I even wondered if the writer L.J Smith decided to copy and write her own Twilight. Heh. I wouldn't copy such a lame idea. People read the back of the cover and the synopsis sounds like Twilight, complete with the love triangle and vampire stuff, so they just buy it.
Totally awful. Have you read that piece of crap?
Oh my God. I swear it's just a waste of time and money to read a b-ee-atch book like that. I feel like swearing whenever I see that.. THING! It's so crappy that you can't even count it as a book. Utterly fake and stupid storyline. When a person dies in a story, it means too bad, they're dead. You can't bring them back! I'll show you what I mean.
It looked interesting to me back then. Taco brought the third/fourth book back from sch99l so I checked it out. I read the back and thought it sounded okay. I wondered if it was exactly like Twilight so I decided to read it. At the end of thirty minutes or more, I shut the damn book and wanted those minutes of my life back. God! Could anything get as BORING and "ENTERTAINING" as this stupid book? It's even called a horror book. RIGHT. TO LITTLE CHILDREN, MAYBE?!
I don't want to and can't really remember much about the first few chapters but all I know it was a damn shizzy book. I think the so-called BEAUTIFUL girl was at the church with those two vampire brothers or whatever. She was a vampire of some sort. Then she began killing all the people entering the church. After killing the whole village, she went to this girl's house. The girl in the house was some stupid emo shiz or something like that. What I can roughly remember.
The description about this retarded girl who became a vampire after that is TRUMPET BLOWING. She's seductive and hot or whatever and can have any guy she wants. Um, one question. Is she a h-0-0-k-3-r? Hahahahaha! What does that description mean anyway? Meaning she dresses like Megan Fox or something?? Double LOL. Totally lame. I can't see anything beautiful or hot about her on the cover.
The four books are about how she dies and lives then dies then lives again and again. I wouldn't count that as a life cycle. 
First she drowns then lives because she DRANK BLOOD as a HUMAN or took blood from one of the vampires as BLOOD DONATION (I made this up. This is a joke, laugh)? Then she got fried like chicken eggs by the sun because she was having a betch fight with another woman. She becomes some GODDESS from heaven who warned her friend about some bad guy going to invade the town. At the end, the GODDESS comes to earth, saves her vampire boyfriend. Her boyfriend says I LOVE YOU or whatever then she becomes a HUMAN.
WHAT THE F---???
She's DEAD so that means she's GONE. Hello? Like movies. The old guy who knows it all dies but he doesn't come back as a GOD or something! The secret just dies with him. Everything he knows can't be sent by MSN to the earth. Whether he knows if someone is gonna die, he can't go back to earth to tell the people. Stories go like that! Unless it's like Meet Joe Black, right? Unless the storyline goes like that.
Oh, God. Save me from this lame world. Apparently, it's the new Twilight. Another obsession gonna happen soon. The writer will soon turn it into a movie. Jeez... everyone will be going BLAH BLAH BLAH about it.
Love the official hater of lame stupid stories,
cheez ^^
underworld : rise of the lycans – highly recommended!
We just watched Underworld : Rise Of The Lycans. The quality wasn't the best. Half the time we were watching a black screen but at least we knew what was happening. Sorta.
I was practically itching to watch it after watching Underworld : Evolution. I don't know about you but it's great. *whispers* Greater than Twilight a.k.a wussy so-called vampire movie. It's a very, very good movie and honestly didn't expect it to be the best damn thing. Now I want a life size Lucian poster. 
We were practically shrieking and whooping at Lucian who looked seriously good in the movie. We were cheering with the Lycans too. Crazy bunch of people - that's us.
underworld poster with lucian's love interest on it!
Lucian, the powerful Lycan we all love. His bravery and willingness to receive whips for his love is touching. His screaming when Sonja was burnt to death was full of agony and pain, it nearly made me start crying. His spirit as a Lycan is unbeatable and so strong that you can't even break it. The roars as a Lycan and the orders as a human is really cool. Everyone listens to him because he's such a good leader. He keeps wanting to go back to save his love. Aww, Lucian. That's so sweet. It's a pity he didn't survive after Underworld. He's so much stronger and looks MUCH MUCH MUCH BETTER than Edward Cullen. Yeah, man! Look at the way he walks with that shirt all open. Whoo boy. What a wolf!
Sonja is as strong as Lucian. She's just like Selene - not ready to back down or give up for Lucian. Her words lash out like a whip when she's talking to anyone except Lucian. She's such a warrior but melting with love when she's with her love interest. She's so brave to tell Viktor, her father that she's pregnant. It's so in-your-face and sudden. She even faced her own death with so much bravery. You can also feel her pain when she's crying for Lucian when he got whipped. That part nearly made me cry too but I didn't. She dared to visit Lucian in his jail cell. Love is in the air, people! She doesn't even look too bad. She didn't even cry much when she was gonna die with her baby. Unlike Bella Swan the lame b-ee-atch who acted like a weak idiot throughout the half of Breaking Dawn.
the man of the hour and 32 minutes - LUCiAN (: there's a werewolf in this guy. definitely.
Viktor looks kinda scary in this movie with his bright big eyes and deathly pale white face. His voice is such a snarl whenever he talks. His face had no feeling at all when he agreed to execute his own daughter. His monstrous expression was just so crazy when he found out about Sonja and Lucian. He's really ill-mannered to just kill off people like that with that expressionless look on his face. Then he blamed Lucian for Sonja's death! What the hell?! He deserved that knife shove into his throat from Lucian. Blood poured out like a waterfall. Oops. I saw that part before having lunch.. You should watch that part. I have no idea how he lived onto Underworld but he got what he got.
It isn't exactly a love movie but the love is touching. MORE THAN TWILIGHT. They don't even need to express much and you can totally understand all their pain and stuff. The gore rocks. This movie is HIGHLY FLYING RECOMMENDED. You're not wasting your money if you go to the cinema. Worth watching. Final rating for this movie : 9/10!!!! If you're a sappy person who loved Twilight, I'm sorry but you shouldn't go watch bloody movies and go back to what you love because LUCIAN IS MIIIIIIIIINE!!! Joking.
I'm really glad the brother asked us to watch Underworld. I'm soooo lovin' it as much as McDonalds! I'm sorry I'm such a spoiler but expect the unexpected. This real vampire and werewolf movie will make you hungry for more.
TWILIGHT SUCKS LIKE CRAP AND CAN'T BEAT THIS! *flips bird*
underworld – so much better than twilight
Now, this is a vampire movie you would like to watch! The title says it all.
Blood, gore, unmushy love, violence. That's what I wanna see in a vampire movie. That's what fits the description of a vampire and a movie. That's something someone would enjoy watch instead of a bunch of wussy vampires who go to school with a bunch of mortals and eventually start mushy love with one of them.
Selene, the main female character is a strong vampire warrior who isn't ready to back down or give in easily unlike Bella Swan slash swine brainless b***h. She fights for what she wants and brings back proof when it's needed. She doesn't get too mushy with Michael, her love interest except in the second movie, Underworld : Evolution. She doesn't even need to tell him that she loves him every minute unlike Bella who tells Edward how much she loves him like a stupid whiny idiot. She also plays it cool by threatening people calmly. UNLIKE Bella who can't stand on her own feet at all.
I'm sorry to say Michael Corvin is a really weak character in both movies. He keeps fainting and doesn't even try to save himself. He couldn't even bring himself to drink blood so he had to go to the restaurant to eat fish and chips. 
Being a hybrid, when he transforms, he isn't attractive at all with that green blue Hulk skin with dead black eyes. He isn't hot at all.
Lucian is wawawiwa. A million times hotter than Edward Cullen. Definitely. Even though his forehead is too wide, he's a great character. He leads the Lycans in such a cool way and just barks (not the dog way) like that and he has everyone scrambling to their feet already. The way his eyes turn all blue is so cool! And he doesn't hesitate to start feeding.
Viktor, one of the oldest vampires and Alexander Corvinus' son played by Bill Nighy a.k.a Davy Jones! His voice is the blast. It's so funny and you can't be fooled. Big trademark voice that no one can ever copy. Sadly, he's even uglier in this movie.
The vampires in this movie look real! They have fangs unlike the characters in Twilight who so-called rip heads off. Vampires also don't have stupid "SUPER POWERS". They can't tell the future or read minds or calm people because that would be unfair to other vampires. It's a fair-fair thing. I also don't think that they have stone cold hard skin from what I see. Vampires die. They don't live for eternity. They drink blood not become "vegetarians" and suddenly drink animal blood. The only animal blood they drink belong to the wolves. They don't mix with human beings or go to school with them.
That's all I have to say. I can't wait to watch the third sequel. Final rating for Underworld and Underworld : Evolution : 8/10. Much hotter and violent than Twilight! ROCK ON!
some don’t have the pa-atience, some call me high maintenance
Today was boring as ever with the exception that I had a book to read.
Called Tantalize.
GOD!
Don't werewolf/vampire/teenage girl stories like that ever have a happily ever after?!
Why must all the girls turn into vampires?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
But thank God this one the girl chose the werewolf even after she turned fanglicious. Quincie + Kieren forev-AH!
The only book which had a decent happy ending was Braced 2 Bite probably because there were no werewolves but hey, whatever. It could be a human for all we know. Colby + Thomas = <3! And I want the sequel. I know it's kinda like a short book but it's nicee.
Okay. Basically I didn't do much the whole time I was at sch@@l except read and talk and listen to my English teacher's stories..
After that we dropped by Dad's office to chill while waiting for the brother. It was nice to just sit and read (I just started on this book called CHERUB? Yeah, I don't really like it.) and listen to music in an air conditioned lobby. The wait wasn't long so we ciao-ed pretty quickly and came home, to find Picture Perfect on TV. Heh. Me and Cheez watched it so many times, I lost count.
Overall, it's one of those romance movies which are not really sappy and the lines are funny so it's a good show to watch if you want to get your mind off things I guess.
My opinion, that is.
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I hate Youtube for taking off all the singers/bands official videos.
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P.S.S: Mom thinks Jay Mohr a.k.a Nick in the movie is cute. Shh!
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