6Feb/09Off

“she can’t write worth a darn”

Yeah! Rock on, Stephen King!

He totally blasted that b-ee-atch money making scheme woman, Stephanie Meyer in the face to the papers. That's awesome, man. He should definitely do that more often but that would just put him down. Why would he want to be involved with some lame idiot like that?

She ought to be blasted more often so she'll get a taste from the haters instead of the many lovers. Yeah. Her stupid retarded fans are so damn obsessed with that sh-tty book that they quickly protect her by saying that Stephen King is just jealous of Edward Cullen's good looks. Oh my God. How RETARDED can her fans get, huh? They've gone like totally OFF topic. Why would he be jealous of some g-4-y like that? If he hates it, it means he doesn't like anyone in the book at all. Just like *some people* who posted comments here.

Jeez! Talk about lame-o people. And what's with those headlines saying that 'Stephanie Meyer's books increase the number of students reading' or some rubbish like that? That's because those teenage girls think those sensual moments are gonna happen to them. Am I right? No denying it, peeps. Hey. I got a question for those girls who want to be Bella Swan. Do you girls wanna have Edward's children the way Bella did? Hah. Don't tell me that you'd do anything like that for Edward because how would you like a baby to rip your stomach apart and crawl out?

Erm. Ew.

I'm sure Stephen King writes better than this lame woman. More blood and gore. I think he wrote a vampire story before as well. He's Michael Sheen's favourite writer. Yeah, man! Trust his taste, fans.

This Twilight craze has gone way off. New Moon, the movie isn't even out yet and it's already on the movie charts. I mean, what the hell?! That's so damn unfair. They haven't even started filming the damned movie!!! And the cast sucks. As usual. What's with Dakota Fanning being Jane?? Hell? She looks like a stupid peace maker. I can't even imagine her as Jane, the small and evil vampire who uses her power for fun and always up to no good. Lame?

Anyway. Hopefully, more people will BLAST Stephanie Meyer. Oh yes. Thank God she's stopping Midnight Sun. I had enough of her money making schemes. Now Catherine Hardick or whatever her name is, is making her OWN money machine. She's gonna write a book on how the movie was made. Oh. My. God. Which director writes about how a movie was made? Obviously this is another way of getting money. Double b-ee-atch. Catherine Whatever is such a man. She looks like a frigging man.

Oh. Another thing. Twilight soundtrack ought to be shot down. Why the f--- should it be on the music charts for the top-selling albums!? WHAT THE HELL? Stupid b-ee-atch. All the songs SUCK like crap except for Linkin Park. Paramore sucks like shiz. That woman is just like Avril Lavigne and she can't sing. Just whine like a spaz tard. Muse? They can't sing! Trust me. I watched one of their videos and they were just shouting or something like that.

Okay. 'Nuff said.

I don't wanna think about YOU!

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15Jan/09Off

twilight makes the shiz swirl round in the toilet bowl

Definitely does.

I've been going round, checking out fan sites, doing a survey. It seems like the world has gone psychotic because half the world loves it and that seriously sucks. Go, haters!

These people have gone really mad. Firstly, the fans photoshop their own pictures just to put their freaking face under Edward's head in that Twilight poster thing. Secondly, they take pictures of themselves at the movie poster like they've never seen one and I don't see anything special in that because it's just a picture printed out on a piece of cardboard. Thirdly, they find this cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen and they're all over it to take picture and pretend they're in a fantasy. Yeah. Right. Like that piece of cardboard is even REAL. Your friends won't be that retarded to believe that's really Robert Pattinson. Fourthly, they camwhore themselves holding a piece of paper with Edward's face or whatever.

Oh my God. That's so freaking obsessive. Crazy idiots who believe they're gonna marry Edward or some vampire and live together forever. How old are these people, anyway? Even if you say "a girl can dream", you're dreaming way too far, okay? This won't even happen to you so why are you believing it? These psychopaths are so in to this "Edward, I want to marry you" thing until they forget that it's just a fictional thing!

These fans can also get abusive just because of a small thing. Just because Robert did something with someone, meaning they have to hate that person he was with even if you liked them?! This is just RIDICULOUS. They also state that they feel murderous. Example, this picture :

Yup. This picture. They hate Tyra Banks just because Robert did this to her. What does that even mean? Not like they're getting married. All these stupid fans keep moaning about how they wish they're Kristen or Tyra. They also called Tyra a b**** because of this picture. So what? It's not even her fault. They scream in chatboxes or on forums that Robert can bite them all they want. Oh my God. Talk about craziness.

Like I said many times that Stephanie Meyer is a stupid idiot to write such a book like that because she's turning all these followers into zombies! They hate who they like because that person they like got a chance to be with ROBERT PATTINSON. This is just a freaking money making scheme, spoiling teenage minds and making crazy obsessed people. Meyer is the one that everyone ought to call b****. Don't bother to bite back because I know you've already become one of her followers and she's your goddess.

Speaking of money making scheme.Which movie does so many photoshoots to appear on Vanity Fair or Seventeen or whatever teenage fictional movie magazine? Yeah, that's what I mean. I mean, who does all that? Maybe just a few but not until they have a photoshoot for Twilight fashion or whatever it is.

This isn't right. Meyer should never have made this book into a movie. It's spoiling everyone's impressions. Why doesn't she keep this book a low profile? Because she hasn't gotten enough of money flowing into her freakin' pocket! She's not only creating monsters, she's endangering the actors and actresses lives. The fans are crazy and will do anything just for Robert to bite them, marry them, love them, kiss them, hug them and do whatever with them. Not that I really care but it's true if you have common sense. What if when they have a premiere for New Moon and Robert Pattinson is standing somewhere without whatever it is? Crazy girl fans will come running, some might even trip, start a stampede and goodbye to those people who fell.

The fans don't care. They'd do anything, just anything, even their lives to be with Edward Cullen, the most beautiful male vampire in the whole world who doesn't even exist on Earth and in the end, it's just wasting their craziness and giving false hope to stupid teenagers and even mothers who have "fallen deeply in love with Edward Cullen", their new hero.

Honestly. It's too late so why am I talking so much? What's done is done. The craze will never die down and accidents can happen. In the end, this all leads back to Stephanie Meyer, the woman with her money making scheme. No wonder her smile is so wide, it can't even fit her fat face. B-ee-atch!

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10Jan/09Off

you need spf45, just to stay alive : to robert pattinson aka edward cullen

"wow. you certainly have a lot to say about how ugly the actors are. i agree with you that kristen stewart is a little masculine what with the voice and all but all round she did a good job. rob pattinson is gorgeous and nikki reed is so pretty! you know, instead of wasting your time typing up your annoying lies, you could have done something productive like, oh i don’t know, expanding your vocabulary? a lot of people put a lot of time and effort into this movie so the least you could do is say something even remotely nice about it!" -Rose

Oh, hello, Rose or maybe, Mrs Wanna-Be Cullen no #101.

Yes, we do have alot of things to say about awful actors like that. In fact, they ought to be fired for doing such a bad job. I'm impressed by the way you begin with the good news then move along to the bad ones.

I think Kristen Stewart did a shitty job as Bella Swan. What's with her muteness, huh? Or do you enjoy watching highly interesting movies like Wall-E and this??

Well, about "your" Robbie Pattinson or whatever nickname you're giving him like you're best friends with him, you are highly recommended to keep your thoughts to yourself. Do I look like I give a frigging hoot about how GORGEOUS he is? You can seriously have him all to yourself. Do you forget to tell me you're having not so nice* dreams about him? You can go ahead and marry him off in Vegas and have a private wedding all to yourself. I don't care. Gorgeous or not, he was constipating throughout the whole movie. By the way. He's kinda gay.

Cough, cough. I'm sure Nikki Reed is smoking, steaming, frying, cooking hot to you but like I said...? It's not my problem so keep them to yourself and your fans. I don't know what you people see in her. Look at her ugly crap piece of face. That ugly smirk on her face certainly spoils my look for Rosalie. Nikki doesn't even have a good figure. Look at her backside. She's not tall, slim or anything that looks PRETTY so, YEAH.

Ahem. LIES? It's the truth. We speak the truth, not your lies so don't point fingers at us, just because you can't get the whole world to fall in love with your "GORGEOUS ROB" or your "SO PRETTY NIKKI" and your "REMOTELY NICE TWILIGHT" because from our point of view,

it SUCKS.

And I don't think expanding vocabulary is part of the movie, is it? Or did I miss a part about how Twilight should expand their vocabulary? It's kinda true, y'know. They didn't speak much. So, uh huh. You're right about Twilight expanding their vocabulary, honey.

Time and effort? Riiiiight. I might put some Kid Rock lyrics here if it wasn't for me, being nice enough. The script is just so simple. All Bella had to do was grumble and all Edward had to do was hiss around. Same to the other characters.

Not to mention, Twilight has created MONSTERS like YOU who go around BITCHING around, trying to change our thoughts and hypnotizing people but sadly failing. That's why you type in rubbish like "wasting your time typing up your annoying lies". Meaning WHAT? Look at these OBSESSED PEOPLE you have created, Stephanie Meyer. Twilight is like a new type of GOD and RELIGION to all those screaming girls who are obsessed about Edward Cullen and want to marry him.

HAHAHAHA. "GO AHEAD AND KILL YOURSELF" - Timbaland

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5Dec/08Off

midnight sun

This book is gonna suck like crap. I just finished reading twelve chapters of it on Stephanie Meyer's website. It sucks but it's better from Edward's point of view.

Except I wish he would just shut up about how beautiful Bella is. Bella isn't. She's just some stupid plain tard who is risking her life just to be some freaking vampire and live with him forever and forever. Yeah, like they won't get sick of each other.

What's with Bella BLUSHING throughout the whole book? It's just idiotic and retarded. "Her face turned red". OOOOOOOOOOH. Did her face burst into a bonfire? Big deal. Lame. Bella is such a stupid, angry %@^@ in Midnight Sun. Her mood keeps changing and she keeps frowning like a retard. Worst thing, SM keeps describing about wrinkles on her forehead or whatever. Ew.

What's with Edward, obsessing about her blue blouse? That is so ew. Yuck. Gag. Ugly.

Edward sounds like a real %&@@% and sissy in this book. He keeps wanting to run away. Showing his true colours now, is he?

Why is SM making Alice sound desperate too? Alice sounds like a whiny idiot who can't wait to meet Bella and can't wait for Bella to becoming "one of them" a.k.a. vampire. God. This isn't the Alice from the Twilight Saga. I think she wouldn't keep repeating her visions like some tard.

Also is SM making Edward from the book like Edward from the movie? Changing person, huh? I don't remember Edward from Twilight as some smiling and laughing vampire. He is now! He's laughing and stifling laughs in Midnight Sun. What the....?

Bella accepted the fact that Edward is a vampire so easily. Didn't she say lots of things? It was almost like Bella saying, "Oh. You're a vampire." So casual??? I don't know. I totally forgot about Twilight but I'm sure she wasn't so casual just like that. Isn't she full of questions?

Reading twelve chapters about Bella blushing and about how "beautiful" she is has wasted almost two days of my life! It has also made me very sleepy and get a headache. Reading online is not recommended.