thee lesson
Boring. Lame. Retarded. Idiotic. Stupid.
Let's see. What did we learn today? The same old thing last week. That's so lame. Because we got it wrong. 
Whatever. At least my fingers don't hurt anymore. Ha ha.
We forgot some of the chords though. I need to refresh my memory. Retarded teacher. So what if I get so many wrong? $@^^@ ^#^^%% #$^@#% $^$#^#$ ^#$%@# $!$!#$! @#$#@% #%#%. What's with the stupid angry act? He better quit being like a stupid cow. 
Did he just wake up or something? What's with the awful hair, full of loops or whatever?? He should also quit stinking up the whole room because it's really disgusting. Eat some Mentos or something, please! He just opens the door, comes in and the room immediately smells.
Also, does he know what he's talking about, half the time? Honestly. He suddenly asked if we finished replacement. Huh??? We were like what replacement? Why does he keep asking if we brought a CD? I don't get what he's talking about. Surprising he didn't ask what number class this is. Good.
He's a stupid show off. As usual. Brought in a TAKAMINE guitar. Except it was brown. Doesn't look good but THE BRAND DEFINITELY LOOKS GOOOOOOOOD!!! I WANT ONE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I didn't know such a place have branded guitar stuff. Like the Gibson and Epiphone guitar strings. If I had known that big triangle shaped pick was a Fender pick, I would've chosen it. I should really start a guitar pick collection. I only have one. Proud to admit it! 
Except the picks there don't even have any brands. That sucks a lot.
HOPEFULLY WE WILL LEARN QUICKLY NEXT WEEK.
family first
I don't think I'll ever go out with friends after today.
That was ridiculous and disgusting! You should seriously see what my "friends" were wearing. They can audition for Old Mother Hubbard or whatever.
CrackFace was absolutely sick and fat. You should see the disgusting apron clothes. Totally blends in with the market-like people at that noisy, cheap place. At least, the other were thin and were wearing mother clothes but they didn't wear such revealing clothes. She wore this white shirt (white shirts are easier to see through) and a grey apron-like clothes (the collar was below her chest) over it and black tights (as in tight..). Her thighs are thick, for your information. Conclusion? She was dressed like a..
the shirt says it all
Haha. The rest were wearing pretty much the same. Tights. Their long hair flying around or whatever. God. And sling bags. The common sling bags everyone has nowadays. If CrackFace knew they were bringing sling bags, she would certainly bring hers to expose more or expand.. er.. never mind. And if I wasn't there, she wouldn't tie her hair up. Why? Because I'm known for laughing at her idiotic acts.
Don't ask me how I know. People say she wears mini skirts and whatever girly-girl skirts. Jeez! Ugleech even told CrackFace she was really fashionable. Yeah. Fashionable in the market. Back to the mini skirt part. She'll never wear one if I'm present. After I told her that I could see underneath. Big goal for Cheeseburger!!
The cinema.. I bet everyone wants to know about it. It was the worst and cheapest cinema I've ever been to. They try and make some fantasy out of it like put curtains as doors. The curtains were black and the advertisements were showing, means darker. I didn't know what black hole I was stepping into. Then I saw the freaking screen. It was a lame small cinema. The bottom was a floor. No carpet.
No aircon too!!! I was sweating inside. I don't know why these people say it's a really nice cinema. My "friends" were wearing I-don't-know-how-many-layers of clothes. It's disgusting! And my friends who sat next to me! CrackFace and Tell-Tale-Tard (T3). So, T3 did not brush her teeth. She said something then I could smell her breath. OH MY GOD. I NEARLY THREW UP!!! Can't she at least eat some mint or something? CrackFace kept giggling with Ugleech. The man in front actually turned around and glared at them but of course, they were too absorbed in their giggly talk. It was highly disturbing. So what did I do? I told them to shut up a few times. Call me rude. Whatever.
The only thing that was nice was the popcorn. Nice and full of caramel. Except it was full of popcorn seeds. I threw one and it hit someone on the head. Hey, it's small. 
Won't hurt that much. Haha. The coke sucked. Became diluted quickly. Luckily I drank it all after eating the popcorn.
Highly interesting audience too. They didn't even laugh. I mean, hardly. I shouldn't have said that. The answer is so obvious. Because these people don't get the joke! My "friends" laughed but really fakely and talked noisily like idiots so that isn't really nice. As bad as noisy children. Luckily, I understood some parts I didn't understand that day. Love the baseball part. Haha. 
CrackFace says Twilight rocks but the cast (she said actors) sucks. I bet Tell-Tale-Tard said that, that's why she says that. CrackFace really doesn't have a mind of her own. Retarded is what she aims for. I'll say the cast is okay exceptions Bella, Edward, Billy, Jacob, Rosalie and Emmett.
Conclusion :
Next time, watch movies with my family. I regret going today. Hate act-cool people when they're not. Do not breathe when my friends are talking. Don't throw popcorn seeds. Don't go to that cinema.
that stinks
Firstly, I'm having big troubles with this big keyboard. Need to get used to this. Bleh. Don't blame me if I have any typing errors, ok?
Shall we continue now?
Newt is really awful and disgusting. I think he needs to go to smoking rehab. The smoke smell is seriously smelly and heavy. Totally disgusting. He's not only slowly killing himself, he's killing other people. Namely me and Taco! Smoking is ba-a-ad.
You call that teaching? Half the time he's slacking like an idiot. I'm sorry to say that. He just corrects our mistakes and asks us to do a new lesson from the book, teaches how to play then goes away. Not very nice behaviour! Laughing with those retards outside. That can be done later. Oops. I forgot. He has to go and beat people up after that. If he isn't laughing, chatting or playing with his phone, he's showing off but not teaching. He takes a guitar and starts playing some whatever music. God. Like I care.
The reason why he goes off suddenly is also because he goes to the toilet to smoke or take drugs. I don't know and don't even want to know. As if we don't know! He just disappears and returns with a smelly smoke smell.
His tattoo is also disgusting.. Thinks he's Chester Bennington or something. Gang sign, possibly? Anyways, conclusion, he smokes, takes drugs (maybe) and is a gang leader!!! End of story.
I don't want him to be my guitar teacher or anyone else. I guess that's just too bad because I don't even understand what the hell is going on on those guitar websites. Sure, it has beginner stuff and all but.. you know. 
just go like this at it. It's just totally retarded.
WTH movie – Twilight review
Haha. I know. Weird title. Whatever.
Three words to describe it. One, stupid. Two, retarded. Let's count that as one. And what the hell. The title says it all! Not all really.
Don't call me a freaking person who doesn't really know what I'm doing after saying I got a headache. Don't start pointing fingers at me and saying I couldn't really see anything. This is roughly what I saw and I will write two reviews if I have to.
Let me tell you the overall. Half the show, either Edward or someone else were showing the constipation faces. There's something wrong with the cast of characters. Their noses are either too long, too sharp, too flat and so on. And did they bathe in powder before going to act? God. All the characters looked white. Geez. What is with that?! I was nearly blinded.
Disgustingly fake effects. Especially the vampires flying. I don't remember who but they were certainly flying. From strings. Come on. You can totally see the strings or at least see the effect from hanging from strings. And the sparkling, so-called dazzling by all the Twilight lovers sucked. All I knew was, his skin turned even whiter. What is this? Darlie toothpaste effect on skin?
Here's what I think about the characters :
- Edward - His face isn't really attractive to me so please zoom out from that awful face. What's with the lipstick he put on? Horrible. Next he'll be having eyeliner. His constipation face was really funny. It made Twilight become a comedy. Why was he acting like Terminator? "Come with me if you want to live," I nearly thought he would say. He was smiling half the time too. Isn't he supposed to be the mood swing guy? What's with the smirks too?! Eww! His crappy haircut sucked like.. crap. Haha. 100000000000x UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!
- Bella - She should seriously become Edward. God. She was such a freaking man. Totally disgusting. With that voice of hers. They should get someone who sounds better and with nostrils that don't flare like manholes whenever they talk. Call me mean but it's a fact. I realised that after watching the movie. The cast on her leg looked like she lost a leg. At least it looked something like that. The prom dress was so ugly. What's with the vests too? What is she? Those act-cool people I see around in town? Yuck. FREAKING UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!
- Carlisle - Cool father. As in cool as a cucumber. His face was white and scary. He looked friendly and okay otherwise. At least (I should stop saying that) he acted like a father. Acceptable.
- Esme - I thought she was Rosalie. Oops! She was nice like the Esme in the book. Acceptable.
- Emmett - Hmm.. he's fat? He didn't look as friendly as the Emmett in the book. His haircut sucks. Common haircut. His Jeep was too tiny. Haha. Not really nice and big like I imagined.. Okay..
- Rosalie - Wasn't she supposed to be the beauty queen or the most beautiful person? She's ugly. I'm sorry I have to be so straightforward. She acted like some angry old lady. Her glare was ooh.. *shiver* UNACCEPTABLE!!!!
- Alice - Looks good in the movie but not in real with long hair. She's ok but wasn't she supposed to be the shopaholic or something like that? She didn't even mention anything about shopping.. whatever. Acceptable.
- Jasper - Um, constipation face. He should really take the angry, sullen look off his face. Slightly. A bit. His haircut is weird. His nose.. er, could've been better. Acceptable.
- Jacob - Disgusting! Freaking ugly and unsuitable to play the role. The wig was hilarious. Hate the Jacob in the movie, love him in the book. UNACCEPTABLE!!
- Jessica - Typically Jessica Biel. Her chest was sticking out alot. Acceptable.
- Mike - Typically Justin Timberlake when he was in N'sync. Acceptable.
- Angela - She's made of bones only. When I saw her, I thought I was watching some old film. Her glasses are the worst. Okay?
- Eric - Looks like Aaron Yoo from 21.
Haha. Awful crap haircut. - Charlie - HELLO, LEAD SINGER OF FOO FIGHTERS. Suitable guy. Nice moustache. I pictured Charlie as an ugly moustache-less farmer. Changed my image of him. ACCEPTABLE.
- Renee - Didn't picture her so whatever. Acceptable.
- Billy - Disgusting angry freak. Why did he become a red indian? He drove when he was riding a wheelchair?! Unacceptable.
- Laurent - Seriously looks like Will.I.Am. Okay.
- Victoria - Her hair wasn't even red. Red. Red not orange. Okay.
- James - WASSUP, DAVID BECKHAM?! Haha. Acceptable.
The part when Bella got bitten by James, her scream was horrible, really. After that, she looked like she had fits or something. James just punched her knee and her leg was broken. Hahaha! I died laughing. When they 'ripped out James' head', it was really fake. It was just like breaking someone's neck. Fa-a-a-a-ake.
Suddenly Bella and Edward started dancing in Edward's room. Makes you wanna say, "What the hell?!" Can Bella shut up about how she can't dance? She sounds like some pathetic idiot. "Oh I can't dance", "I can't dance". Will she just shut up?! Go find an instructor then. Nah, just joking.
The script sucked like a piece of bullcrap. I don't know what I'm talking about but it was idiotic and boring. Highly entertaining when Bella tries to make jokes and talks. Stupid conversations! Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Funny. Not! The movie is just making Bella look like a loser trying to fit in. God!
Can they stop zooming in on their faces too..!? Especially Edward's face. Awful, disgusting and spoils your appetite if you watch this movie before you have a meal. His lipstick is unacceptable.
Was it me or did Stephanie Meyer appear in the movie? I thought I saw her in the restaurant scene. Or were my eyes playing tricks?
Conclusion :
You should watch the movie to experience it like me. If you're in love with Edward or whatever, go ahead. Haha. But if you wanna save your money and time, don't. If you haven't read the book, don't. Don't call me names for asking you to watch it. It doesn't suck as much as Quantum Of Solace. You still can't call it wonderful or nice. I found it boring except some parts. Everyone has different views. Don't call me angelic angel or goody-goody-two-shoes because I'm saying what I wanna say.
Peace out.
pros and cons
Let's play a game. Except I'll give you all the answers. Pros and cons, advantages and disadvantages. It's about watching Twilight. I watched it today with Taco. But I'm wondering if I should go with my friends this Sunday. I'm not very good at making decisions so I'll just post the pros and cons here.
Advantages :
- I get to laugh at it all over again.
- I can watch it in a clearer quality (just now sucked. I felt dizzy and hardly saw a thing)
- Watching at the cinema is more fun (aircon and stuff..)
- Get to experience a new cinema
- Eat popcorn!
- I haven't gone to the cinema in months..
- Get to drink coke!!! (I only have Kickapoo)
- Enjoy the atmosphere / watching it on a big screen
- Sound effects!
- Get to see what my friends are wearing (to laugh at)
- Hear what's their first opinion
- I would like to see the Cullens again
- I would like to see the La Push beach again
- I would looove to see the Cullen's house again
Disadvantages :
- I watched it today.
- It was putting me to sleep
- I'm around people who spit when talking..
- I don't know where to sit
- I hate noisy, squealing, giggling girls
- I'm sure lots of noisy idiots will be at the cinema on Sunday
- I hate that place where the cinema is...
Sad story. That's me. Pros and cons of watching Twilight today.
Advantages :
- I got to watch it...? (stupid answer)
- I remembered some parts of the script
- I know what's happening next
- Now I know more about it than my friends (I read the first book and knew about the movie a few months before they knew. They think I'm retarded. )
- I didn't really need to wait for Sunday
- Watching with Taco is always fun (though she told me what was gonna happen half the time)
Disadvantages :
- The excitement for Sunday is completely gone (3/4 of it)
- I'm having a hard time trying to make a decision
- It kinda wasted two hours of my life because I got a headache from watching it blur and.. bad quality.
- It seriously ain't fun watching a show you really wanna watch, at home
- I kept asking, "what's happening next?" or "when is the fighting part?"
What do you think? Don't call me bias to put less disadvantages than advantages so that you'll all say yes. I really can't think. Seriously.
and counting….
Today is day number two!
Two days down, two more days to go.
I'm not really looking forward to go since some retarded idiots are going along too. First they say they're not coming then they're coming then they're not, etc.. Sadly, they're coming.
Never mind. Maybe I'll just spit into their popcorn box when they're not looking. Nah. I wouldn't do that but I'm afraid they will. Seeing that most of the time they talk with saliva spraying out. Oops. Bad sign.
I don't know why they wanna go on Sunday. Sunday is the worst day to go to a movie. Full of market-like people pushing around and blocking the way. Especially at the cinema I'm going to...
Can't wait to eat popcorn..... I should sit between some good people. Not like any of the people I know are good. I should just sit in the middle and get away from smelly people who just jump straight out of bed. Haha. No offence to anyone. Only to the people I'm talking about.
Hopefully it'll be the big cinema. I hate squishy small cinemas because it makes everything stuffy and.. smelly. I didn't just say that again. It's true. It'll probably be packed full of giggling little giggly girls and lovebirds and small children who don't even understand a thing and people who have never read the book.
Reminder! Don't sit next to a person who didn't read Twilight. Good point. Thanks!
eating from the toilet bowl
Have you ever done that before? If no, try eating Korean food.
We went for dinner at this freaking Korean 'restaurant', if you even count that as food. The food was $#!7@%. Oh yeah, you have to take off your shoes like it's some big deal or something.
The tea there? Tasted like filthy toilet water.
Don't be fooled by the complimentary food given by them because it comes straight from the dirtiest, %$%*)@^@ dumpster! I'm sure idiots will say the food tastes lovely. Well that's because their brains are mushed up like mash potatoes. Lots of noisy market-like people were practically swarming into this #%)%*)@%.
They gave lots of freaking egg dishes. One of them was lumpy like #%&$ and was tasteless. The other had some weird crap taste and another one tasted like it came straight from a rubber tree. Pretty pathetic. These people should seriously get a life and not make rubbishy trash for customers to eat.
And the anchovies? You would rather eat them raw and alive. Just rent a boat, go to the middle of the ocean, throw your net in, pull your net out and start eating the anchovies like that.
There was also this plate of red orange %@^@&$. There were unknown rubbery rolls inside which tasted like ^$&@^&%&. I don't know what else was inside. Dead cockroaches with peas as their eyeballs possibly?
There were also many small plates of crap. One of them had pink sauce on it. Urine with pink colouring mixed with it? They also gave two big plates of lettuce. What are we now? Rabbits with a fly's appetite? If you didn't get what I meant, flies eat any old rubbish.
What more can I say about the waiters? Shouting like retards whenever customers came. I don't know what the hell they were shouting about but it was freaking annoying. Are they stuck on an island and shouting for help like that Wrigley's chewing gum ad? Total RETARDS. They speak alien too. I don't know what the freaking bullcrap they were talking about. They pronounced 'stewed egg' as what? "Stuey"? "Stag"?
And the freaking dog bowls as your plate. Should I start barking and eating straight from the bowl with my mouth? Maybe build a kennel? God! What is with these idiot retards? Can't they even make nicer bowls after cheating so much money from people?
I can buy this 'egg pancake' from the roadside for two bucks. And it'll probably taste 100 times better than this piece of junk. Egg pancake from the sewage hole, they mean. Oh, good point. Everything came from there, right? No?
The pork meat or whatever wasn't even cooked. In fact, almost everything wasn't. Why not I take my bow, shoot a pig down and start eating it from the ground? The meat was practically bleeding, ok?! We had to recook it ourselves since the waiter won't be much help with all that sewage fillings stuffed inside their mouths.
Soup? Or urine? The soup was damn spicy. What did they put inside it, anyway? A big packet of black pepper or something? It was also full of salt. Disgusting.
How ironic! They provided toilet tissues to wipe your mouth now. Oh my God, come on! With such a price, don't tell me you don't have proper serviettes. Totally disgusting. How big is that toilet tissue anyway? 100x100? Luckily we brought our own tissue. Geez!
This Korean 'restaurant' is rated 0/10 and NOT recommended. Don't waste your time to go there just to eat! Just go to your bathroom and head straight to the toilet bowl. Saves your money and time! This place should be banned for having such 'food' and highly disgusting service.
old before young
This title may look wrong but it's exactly what I want to say.
Lately I've been reading my friends' and other peoples' posts on how they went out and did lots of shopping with girlfriends and camwhored and chit chatted and.. -dramatic music plays- went to the hair dresser!
Right.
Not to cut their hair at the hair dresser, no. But to dye their hair and apparently wax their moustaches and beards and God knows what else.
Okay, never mind that or whatever part of their body they want to be rid of hair.
They put on make up. Why? To look like their grandma, d'oh.
Why can't they maintain a natural look and be happy that they don't have to keep beautifying themselves with cosmetics every time they want to go out. Cosmetics like lipstick and eyeliner only makes the young look old. When I stand beside one of my 'beautified' friends, I look like my original age while they look like my mother.
Um, touchwood.
I wouldn't like them to be my mother.
Anyway, just expressing my thoughts..
shadow of the day
Paid actor is what she aims for.
CrackFace is a fat idiot. She's such a @&(%^&.
In front of parents, teachers and friends, she acts like such a sweet angel covered in creamy caramel and sugar bon bons with her sickly sweet voice. *puke*
Look what she is when she's on MSN. Talking big like some queen bee or something. Here's the thing. I'm an item, she's my owner. When she doesn't need me, she just dumps me inside a rubbish bin. Maybe I should learn not to help anybody anymore.
I'm just some replacement person. Whatever you call it.
I bet there are lots of people like that in the world. I have some advice. Don't help them, the ungrateful pigs. You won't regret.
Go suck up to whoever that is, leech. Disgusting smelly odour retarded!%%$&. Let's see if she can survive on her own without her "gang". I'm not going to get back or anything because time will tell.
censored
Yeah, I bet every girl has read The Twilight Saga. And dying for Breaking Dawn.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Well, let me tell you something about Breaking Dawn - crap, rubbish, idiotic, mentally retarded, spastic. I'm not gonna let the best words to describe it out. I feel like beating the pulp out of it. Burn it and crush it and jump on it.
The part about Bella's baby coming out was obscene and.. what? Repulsive, if I got that right. Thank God I wasn't eating. I felt like gagging out my breakfast. When I read the part where she started screaming for her life, my hand practically flew to my mouth as a response to stimuli. I was so sickened but I had to go on, hoping she would just die. I expected her baby to break a hole in her stomach and climb out like a dinosaur or something like that. It's horrible. Her blood was flowing and they left her there until she became a wonderful vampire?
So, she became a damn vampire. A "beautiful" one like her beloved Edward. Yeah, right. She's never been beautiful and never will be! Her stone, marble, wooden, metal body with her red eyes. Oh, oh. And her supposedly "bell" voice. I couldn't wipe that smirk off my face after reading that. She's gonna live forever and ever and ever with Edward? Come on. I ate Chips More for more than six months and got sick of it, so how is she gonna love Edward for a billion more years?
Her child is an ugly, freaking monster. Stupid, spastic name too. How could Jacob imprint on that piece of chocolate ice cream? Stephanie Meyer made Jacob sound like a retarded idiot in this last book. Great job! Why not just call the book Breaking Brains?
And ten year olds are also reading the saga thing. Wow.
I think I rather clean poopoo and peepee than finish this book, really.
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