twilight makes the shiz swirl round in the toilet bowl
Definitely does.
I've been going round, checking out fan sites, doing a survey. It seems like the world has gone psychotic because half the world loves it and that seriously sucks. Go, haters!
These people have gone really mad. Firstly, the fans photoshop their own pictures just to put their freaking face under Edward's head in that Twilight poster thing. Secondly, they take pictures of themselves at the movie poster like they've never seen one and I don't see anything special in that because it's just a picture printed out on a piece of cardboard. Thirdly, they find this cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen and they're all over it to take picture and pretend they're in a fantasy. Yeah. Right. Like that piece of cardboard is even REAL. Your friends won't be that retarded to believe that's really Robert Pattinson. Fourthly, they camwhore themselves holding a piece of paper with Edward's face or whatever.
Oh my God. That's so freaking obsessive. Crazy idiots who believe they're gonna marry Edward or some vampire and live together forever. How old are these people, anyway? Even if you say "a girl can dream", you're dreaming way too far, okay? This won't even happen to you so why are you believing it? These psychopaths are so in to this "Edward, I want to marry you" thing until they forget that it's just a fictional thing!
These fans can also get abusive just because of a small thing. Just because Robert did something with someone, meaning they have to hate that person he was with even if you liked them?! This is just RIDICULOUS. They also state that they feel murderous. Example, this picture :
Yup. This picture. They hate Tyra Banks just because Robert did this to her. What does that even mean? Not like they're getting married. All these stupid fans keep moaning about how they wish they're Kristen or Tyra. They also called Tyra a b**** because of this picture. So what? It's not even her fault. They scream in chatboxes or on forums that Robert can bite them all they want. Oh my God. Talk about craziness.
Like I said many times that Stephanie Meyer is a stupid idiot to write such a book like that because she's turning all these followers into zombies! They hate who they like because that person they like got a chance to be with ROBERT PATTINSON. This is just a freaking money making scheme, spoiling teenage minds and making crazy obsessed people. Meyer is the one that everyone ought to call b****. Don't bother to bite back because I know you've already become one of her followers and she's your goddess.
Speaking of money making scheme.Which movie does so many photoshoots to appear on Vanity Fair or Seventeen or whatever teenage fictional movie magazine? Yeah, that's what I mean. I mean, who does all that? Maybe just a few but not until they have a photoshoot for Twilight fashion or whatever it is.
This isn't right. Meyer should never have made this book into a movie. It's spoiling everyone's impressions. Why doesn't she keep this book a low profile? Because she hasn't gotten enough of money flowing into her freakin' pocket! She's not only creating monsters, she's endangering the actors and actresses lives. The fans are crazy and will do anything just for Robert to bite them, marry them, love them, kiss them, hug them and do whatever with them. Not that I really care but it's true if you have common sense. What if when they have a premiere for New Moon and Robert Pattinson is standing somewhere without whatever it is? Crazy girl fans will come running, some might even trip, start a stampede and goodbye to those people who fell.
The fans don't care. They'd do anything, just anything, even their lives to be with Edward Cullen, the most beautiful male vampire in the whole world who doesn't even exist on Earth and in the end, it's just wasting their craziness and giving false hope to stupid teenagers and even mothers who have "fallen deeply in love with Edward Cullen", their new hero.
Honestly. It's too late so why am I talking so much? What's done is done. The craze will never die down and accidents can happen. In the end, this all leads back to Stephanie Meyer, the woman with her money making scheme. No wonder her smile is so wide, it can't even fit her fat face. B-ee-atch!
i feel so depressed, mom :’(
Screw this school.
School is a piece of shit.
By the time I come back, I'll be old as some prune because of boredom and all that b**ch stupid stuck up stuff.
Why the hell must we stay back until such a late time?
Screw the idiot tards who did this.
They don't even have a proper timetable for anything.
No idea.
It's already boring enough at school.
I'm so freaking pissed off because of all these SHIZ.
These people ought to be banned and deserved a chin up.
If you can't organize anything properly, then you better shut the hell up and go back to your own house.
Why are they stressing everyone out on the first day?
Is this a new way to welcome your students back to your school?
Do you think everyone has the time for this BS?
What about other students without transports?
What about the people who take the bus?
Are they forced to change the time just for the school?!
____ the school, anyway.
the air i breathe and a place to rest my head
Forget Takamine. Forget Fender. Forget Gibson. Forget guitars. Forget lessons. Forget strumming. Forget plucking. Forget chords. Forget picks. Forget songs. Forget practice. Forget everything. Forget anything.
Yeah, maybe all this should never have happened. I'm starting to wonder if I'm regretting every moment of this.
"That was quick! Continue somemore!"
There you go
You're always so right
It's all a big show
It's all about you.
I'm sick of getting forced to practice every stupid day. Practicing whenever you feel like it normally works. If it isn't forced on me, I would put much more effort to it. Try practicing yourself then if you think it's so shizzing easy, god dammit. Wow. Even if I played for 45 minutes, no one would've noticed. Push on and on. Even Newt said one hour can already kill.
"OH WHY CAN'T YOU PLAY SONGS YET?"
You think you know
What everyone needs
You always take time
To criticize me.
Oh, haha. Why can't you then? You think you can learn everything in one stupid month? Do you just start by playing songs??? Chords, strumming, plucking. You know all that and start playing songs in the first lesson? Right. You're only half way through the chords and you'll be playing songs like Brad Paisley. Get a freaking life.
"It's getting louder and louder. If you put more effort to......"
It seems like everyday
I make mistakes
I just can't get it right.
It's like I'm the one
You love to hate
But not today.
BLAH BLAH BLAH. I can't hear you. Firstly, don't tell me what to do if you aren't my frigging teacher because you don't know what I'm learning. Even if you are, you should just twist your language into something better than that shiz that's coming out from your mouth. What if I'm learning to play from high to low? Do you even know about that? And secondly, I will put more effort if you stop pestering me like some stupid idiot. I'll do that if you're not gonna force the stupid practice shiz. Lastly, if you don't know about picks, then I suggest you...
Shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
"CAN YOU PLAY? CAN YOU PLAY ALREADY?"
There you go
You never ask why
It's all a big lie
Whatever you do
You think you're special
But I know, and I know
And I know, and we know
That you're not
What the hell do you mean? Why does everyone keep asking us that, huh? We're attending guitar lessons. We're learning to play. Have you even played a guitar before? No, so cut the crap. You don't even understand what shiz is going on in the learning guitar life thing. Do you think your precious fingers are gonna be perfect during the whole thing? No. Guitar strings dig lines into your fingers and tear your skin, leaving blisters and making the tips of your fingers throb. Do you know anything about strumming? No? Guitar picks have three different types. Soft, medium, hard. Unfortunately, I have a hard pick and I choose to play loudly since you keep denying you didn't hear me practice. Do you know anything about plucking? You use your right or left hand and get them ready under the strings. Thumb for the bass and the other fingers for the lower three. You also have to leave your fingernails long if you don't wanna hurt your fingers. It's optional.
"Why don't you get the chords from the internet?"
You're always there to point
Out my mistakes
And shove them in my face
It's like I'm the one
You love to hate
But not today
What? You think I'm retarded or something? I've already tried that. Not everyone has the same theory. Some are different, some are not. Even if I do, it doesn't say how long or how many times you have to pluck or strum it. Yes, that leads to reading tabs. I can't read tabs. I already tried to learn how to. I already did that before you even said anything. How long was that? Hmm.. let me see. FOUR MONTHS AGO? I can't read stupid guitar tabs. I already tried. All I got was this huge headache from reading from the screen. I didn't even get what the site was trying to tell me.
So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
Is gonna bring me down
No, don't call this a bad post. It's a true post. I'm telling you what I'm feeling, what you don't know and what you think you know.
Will never bring me down
It's the same as studying. If you force yourself to study, what will you get out of it? Same results. Duh.
Don't tell me who I should be
And don't try to tell me what's right for me
Don't tell me what I should do
I don't wanna waste my time
I'll watch you fade away
Aside from that, I found out I have a cereal box as my head. They call my head square so I have to cut a freaking shiz square haircut. Great. Doesn't that sound great to you? Congratulations! Send me a hug? Ok, great then. Go to school as a freak with a box on my head. Great way to start a new year. Do you need to measure my square head? 150x150? 350x350? Oh my God. I rather shave my head bald like Britney for God's sake. Being a guy sounds good right now.
So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
My brain is gonna burst from my square meal head. Ever heard of that game? Square Meal by Nitrome. Not my type of game now but great pixel drawing thingy. So, let's call my head, Square Meal from now on then. Anyway, I'm getting really annoyed with this hissing about practicing. Square Meal feels like bursting.
So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight, goodnight, goodnight, goodnight. Hope that things work out alright.
Bring me down
(shut up, shut up, shut up)
Won't bring me down
(shut up, shut up, shut up)
Bring me down
(shut up, shut up, shut up)
Won't bring me down
Shut
up,
shut
up,
shut
up
broke down and cried on the street
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE CONNECTION!??!
I can't even login. It takes me more than 30 minutes to load a page. I can hardly do anything! Thank God for games if not I would've ripped out the whole keyboard.
Christmas was great. Now, New Year's Eve is coming. Fireworks. Great.
SCHOOL is coming. GREAT. Time to wake up early! GREAT. Packing bags every day. GREAT. Seeing my friends again. GREAT. Homework, extra curricular, exams, studying. GREAT. Buying food for recess. GREAT. More backstabbers and tards. GREAT. Guitar practicing + homework. GREATER. Long and stupid hours at school. GREATEST.
I feel like crying after listing all this down. I hate school. I hate waking up SO early. I hate packing my bag every night and worrying about what I'm bringing. I hate seeing my friends because they'll probably act like idiots. I %@&%^& HATE homework. I hate extra curricular and all that staying back shiz. I HATE EXAMS!!!!! I FRIGGING HATE STUDYING! I hate buying food for recess because I'm so sick of everything. I hate backstabbers and people who act like retards. OMG, guitar practicing and homework? I DON'T EVEN WANNA THINK ABOUT IT. I hate staying at school because I feel homesick.
I suddenly feel so depressed. Why? I just realised what I'm saying.
Say goodbye to my computer... that always happens when school starts. It's like a life cycle. When I'm going to school, as in continuously, I can totally forget about my computer. When I'm enjoying my long holidays, I get so addicted to my computer. <3! I'm addicted to YOU! I'm sure it's easier to control myself now. Well, if there are books to read. They're all just a little bit wicked.
Ah, missing pictures of my favourite bands will definitely kill me. I have to start keeping them in my mind..
I'll miss blogging too. I'll surely have lots of things to say. Blogging is addictive. Sob.
Apologies if I don't post tomorrow. Maybe the connection will be dead. Everybody get dangerous! ;(
open season
mr dinkleman plushie <3
We watched Open Season today. Again. Uncountable times. I know the movie is two years old but whatever.
Boog is such a cute bear. 
Voiced by Martin Lawrence, one of my favourite actors. He's such a joker in other movies. Anyway, Boog is the cutest grizzly bear I've ever seen. Besides a small and black baby bear in one of Melee's videos.
Three words to describe Elliot. Retarded, stupid and idiotic. I didn't even know Ashton Kutcher was voicing him until the credits came on. I wouldn't have known. 
Doesn't sound like him though..
The biggest meanie, Shaw! Voiced by Gary Sinise!!! A.k.a. Mac Taylor from CSI : NY or Jim McConnell in Mission To Mars if you don't know. Unbelievable. He sounds so different but I guess that's because he's always playing the good guy. He's our hero in CSI : NY. 
He's always acting in space and detective movies. <3
Aww, Mr Dinkleman is a cutie pie. He belongs to Boog in the movie. Boog carries him around. Big, black, beady eyes. I would love to own a Mr Dinkleman plushie just like the one at the top. Sweet!
This movie isn't the stupid storyline and ugly graphics type of animation. The cast is great and suitable. The graphics are nice and cute. The storyline is great and has a meaning to it. It shows how people let go of something they love and having a strong bond with your friends. Interesting, no?
Recommended and rated 9.5/10 by me!!! 
their hearts are breaking in front of me
Hmm.. here are a few lousy male singers I would like to tell you about. Here goes nothing!
Jonas Brothers
Vocals : "Great voices" Wimpy, soft and women-like voices.
Looks : *cough, cough* "OMG, SO HOT!" Seriously. Gag me. The sideburns and looks are totally disgusting. I don't know what you girls see in them.
Videos : "So cute in the video" Ridiculous, meaningless videos. Love to blow their own trumpets like becoming James Bond or something crap like that.
Popularity : They got famous because they have that Camp Rock thing on Disney Channel and they're so-called cute.
Overall : Not as hot as you think. What's so great about guys who sing like girls? I don't know how girls can become obsessed about people like that. Anyone need thicker glasses for a better look?
Jason Mraz
Vocals : Can you even count that as a voice?
Looks : Definitely for my your eyes. What's with the stupid hat on his head?
Videos : One word - retarded.
Popularity : Just because he sang that I'm Yours song and all the music channels are playing it? He acted like an idiot in that video. Puh-lease. Not very popular, weirdly.
Overall : Who does he think he is? Michael Buble's clone? Don't sing if you can't.
David Archuleta
Vocals : Could you turn up the volume??
Looks : Excuse me. *puke*
Videos : What the hell..... singing in some cherry farm or something?
Popularity : Because of the radio and TV for playing that song, Crush.
Overall : He can't sing. So what if he can play the piano? And less close ups on his face in his videos, please.
John Legend
Vocals : HE CAN'T SING FOR PEANUTS!!!
Looks : Not attractive, at all.
Videos : Stupid and retarded like I probably said or forgot to say in my older posts.
Popularity : No idea. I don't think anyone would listen to his songs.
Overall : You call that soul singing? Partying, dancing with women is called soul singing? Haha! This is funny.
Lil Wayne
Vocals : Fake, 'ngi-ngi-ngi' voice.
Looks : A face full of tattoos?
Videos : Freaking idiotic!!
Popularity : Oh, the Lollipop song. Eww. And he won eight nominations because of that and his other stupid songs?
Overall : I also don't know why everyone practically loves listening to Lollipop. That is the stupidest song I've ever heard of. Is our world having a shortage of hearing aids?
Metro Station
Vocals : Ha ha ha ha.. THEY (@&$(@$)@ CAN'T SING.
Looks : Oh my God. GAYS!!!
Videos : Retarded, stupid, disgusting, idiotic!
Popularity : All because of the stupid Shake It song? That songs sucks like shiz.
Overall : They suck and they're freaking gays!!! Just because that Miley Cyrus's brother is there, everyone loves it. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Coldplay
Vocals : Weird, hollow voice.
Looks : He he he. Good looking? Cute? Hot? Er, none of the above.
Videos : They think they're making a comedy. Doing idiotic stuff.
Popularity : The Viva La Vida song. Trombone starting rocks? No thanks.
Overall : They shouldn't force themselves to sing. They're sadistic - Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends.
The Fray
Vocals : Definitely can't sing. Wimps.
Looks : I can't even look at his face without feeling like I wanna hurl.
Videos : SADISTIC AND EMO.
Popularity : Most likely that How To Save A Life song which has a meaning but is shizzy.
Overall : They are stupid sadistic people who can't sing. Making that blood face and crying people video. Emo tards.
Goo Goo Dolls
Vocals : Can't sing for anything.
Looks : *GAG*
Videos : Lame.
Popularity : Probably because of the Iris song.
Overall : They are definitely gay. I nearly puked when I watched Iris video. Thank God I didn't watch everything. Too much lipstick. Are they even qualified as men?
Daughtry
Vocals : At some points, sounds like crying and at other points, shizzy.
Looks : Balding, I mean, bald. Half the band is bald.
Videos : Meaningless and emo. Most of their videos are slideshows.
Popularity : Because of their so-called charity and caring songs like What About Now.
Overall : American Idol drop out. They actually have an album for no reason. Almost every song is a single.
End of story. XOXO, peeps! <3
PS: You can't even count them as musicians or singers.
week #5 – top 5 music videos
I nearly forgot about our top five music videos this week.
Gym Class Heroes - Cookie Jar
Weird music video.
Fergie - London Bridge
Nice music video.
Linkin Park - Faint
Crazy and dark music video.
Daniel Powter - Next Plane Home
Romantic music video.
Coldplay - Violet Hill
Retarded music video.
fall for you – tard song
Oh my God. I just found out that Secondhand Serenade is a solo project. Not a band??? I didn't know that but I don't really care.
Secondhand Serenade sucks like crap. Yeah, emo is the right word to describe it. He (the singer) calls it Secondhand Serenade because he likes to serenade his wife with these songs and the songs are secondhand? Huh? Why would he have a name for himself? Not like it's a band, lame-o.
I don't know why everyone likes this song called Fall For You. The song totally disgusts me. No tune, whatsoever. Everyone loves it and downloads the whole album! There's really something wrong with them.
The single cover is stupid. Doesn't mean the song is called Fall For You, he has to sit on the floor, showing that he fell. And he's holding the chair? What? Who does he think he is? Some model posing for the magazine? Hah, if that even happens... Why get himself a band name when he's alone?? Don't get it.
The music video sucks too. Idiotic and totally retarded. He's sitting on the toilet bowl. So what? And he's making a video of the woman lying around like some stupid fool. He filmed until the woman got mad and began packing but he was still filming. Haha! I laughed like hell. He was in the toilet the whole time too. Stupid... or not? The worst is the beginning of the video. Why did he put lipstick?
The album cover. Take a look at it and immediately say, "What the hell?" What's with the dead angel? God. That's so sadistic. Plus, don't even bother to put such a big name for your band or yourself.
BOO YAH!
CAN ANYONE RECOMMEND HEADPHONES THAT BLOCK OUT OTHER SOUNDS? I $#^%&## DISLIKE PEOPLE WHO ACT AS IF THEY OWN THE WHOLE PLACE TO THEMSELVES. HAHA. ACT LIKE SOMEONE'S NOT THERE. GREAT ATTITUDE! ESPECIALLY FOR %#!^@& LIKE THAT. CAN'T YOU SEE SOMEONE HAS THEIR HEADPHONES ON? ARE YOUR EYES WORKING OR DO YOU NEED A PAIR OF GLASSES WHICH ARE TEN CENTIMETERS THICK??? YEAH. START PLAYING YOUR MUSIC AT THAT VOLUME. GO ON. YOU OWN THE WORLD TO YOURSELF, DON'T YOU? ESPECIALLY BEFORE NEW YEAR'S EVE. WHAT'S WITH THE FIRECRACKERS BLOWING OFF AT THREE IN THE MORNING? I HATE IDIOTS LIKE THAT. THEN, OH, SUDDENLY YOU REALISE THAT SOMEONE HAS THEIR HEADPHONES ON. "ARE YOU LISTENING TO YOUR MUSIC?" WHAT DOES THAT LOOK LIKE $@^^&#? WASHING PEEPEE AND POOPOO? FINALLY, YOU SHUT OFF YOUR CRAP MUSIC. WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE PUT ON THEIR HEADPHONES, YOU IMMEDIATELY START PLAYING YOUR OWN CRAP MUSIC. EVERYTIME I DO THAT, THAT HAPPENS. THEN WHY DO YOU SAY YOU'RE STOPPING THE MUSIC AND NOT PLAYING IT ANYMORE??? DO YOU ALSO HATE PEOPLE WHO KEEP SAYING A PARTICULAR SONG NAME NON STOP AND USING IT TO ANNOY YOU? EXAMPLE, "PORK AND BEANS. PORK AND BEANS! PORK AND BEANS!" SHUT YOUR %#@^&#& TRAP. WHAT ABOUT COPYING WHAT YOU LISTEN TO? EXAMPLE, WELCOME TO MY LIFE STARTS PLAYING. "OH, I WANT THAT SONG." STILL REMEMBER WHAT YOU WERE DOING WHEN WE FOUND OUT THOSE SONGS? EVEN MY FAVOURITE SONG IS TAKEN! AND SUNG IN A HORRIBLE WAY. IT HAS CERTAINLY MADE A DEEP SCAR ON ME. WHENEVER I HEAR THAT SONG, I TEND TO SHUT IT OFF. ESPECIALLY WHEN MY FAVOURITE PART OF THE SONG HAS BECOME YOURS. I HATE REGRETTING. YOU KNOW? I HATE PEOPLE WITH NO ORIGINALITY. OH MY GOD. WHAT HAS HAPPENED??? DO I HATE MY FAVOURITE SONG NOW? SCARRED FO' LIFE? WHAT ABOUT SAYING MY FAVOURITE BAND IS #&^&#@^^#$&? THEN LISTENING TO THEIR SONGS AND LOVING IT BECAUSE IT HAS A FUNNY MUSIC VIDEO?? HYPOCRITE.
Apologies. I'm expressing my anger towards retarded people..
hairspray = crap show
Hairspray is the worst bullcrap show I've ever watched. I can't believe people who wasted their money just to watch that crappy show. Gay show, you mean. Racist show too. How can people rate 7.4/10 for it?
God, that woman or whatever isn't even the main character. Jesus. I didn't know her size is really like that in real. ZOMG. That is so sick. No offence.
There's even part two? Jeez. What is with these people? Worst cast of characters. Especially that tard from High School Musical. That is so ew. I don't know what girls see in him. So-called heartthrob. GAG ME. I won't continue to spoil your appetite then.
What's the point of watching musicals?
I mean, go to a theatre or something. Why would you wanna go and watch a musical??? It's so boring because you won't even know what the hell they're singing about. It's not very fascinating to see a bunch of idiots singing on the big screen. Such a waste of money.
And the movie is only an hour and 57 minutes. The whole movie. What's it about? Singing through the whole movie! What the hell. I don't care if they filmed it in Toronto or whatever. It's a stupid movie that everyone likes.
I watched it today and I kept saying, "what the hell". What do people see in stupid movies like that? For example, someone who says Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is a great movie, means they're retards too.
The ending was idiotic too. They were singing like idiots then it ended with that beeyatch kissing with whoever that was. I think it was the idiot retard ugly guy. So it says on websites. So, yeah. What's with Queen Latifah's bee hive on her head at the ending too???
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