28Jun/09Off

so give me reason to prove me wrong

TRANSFORMERS 2: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN.

Man, I thought it was one of the best 2 1/2 hours of my life. I lived in the moment and didn't even know that 2 1/2 hours were up at the end.

All that time makes up for the crappy movie called Quarantine.

Everything was frickin' awesome. I love monster machines, no sh/t. All that awesome action and metal-crushing scenes simply swept me off my feet.

Really, it might have been a bit too long and too much robotic stuff but why look into all the tiny details? You're supposed to watch the movie, not scrutinize for all the mistakes that have been made. I know this might sound hypocritical because I dissed Twilight so much but hello! From the opening credits of Twilight, you already know it sucks balls so just face that blunt fact.

A lot of people hate it because it's just not as good as the first movie and shiz but so sue me, I liked every moment of it. The special effects, the blasts, the characters, the cheesy and corny moments.. you name it.

The saying still goes, One man's meat is another man's poison. In this case, folks, I love my meat.

Why do all the elderly dudes always die in the end? I liked Jetfire!

I would definitely watch it again. 9.5/10. (:

Honestly, don't expect too much when you walk into the cinema. Go watch it. I think those who didn't like it should've gone out and given their tickets to those who would actually enjoy it.

I am soooo going to get myself a yellow Camaro.

I really like mean machines. Even when I was younger. I used to dream of getting a monster truck.

Bumblebee is the cutest car/transformer ever. I want a car like that too.

bgh

gbv

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The twins, Mudflap and Skids, were the cutest things too.

transfg

God, I just love these transformers.

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Optimus Prime.

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lennox

The apple of my eye - Major Lennox. (: Duh, I know he's married to Fergie and I happen to like Fergie so I guess that's cool.

hfhb

Man, I gotta get a Transformers tee.

htf

mgf

After the movie, I just felt kinda complete. Like I could die happy right then. Weird? No, it's just me, enjoying life and keeping memories.

xxx

Must-watch on my list:

1. Public Enemies

2. The Proposal

3. G.I Joe

Movies I'm not looking forward to:

1. Harry Potter

2. New Moon.

NUFF SAID.

Off to watch The Incredible Hulk.

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3Jun/09Off

another pale moon, shines like high noon

I've been caught up in, well, things which might seem minor to you but I tell you, it's nothing close to minor.

Two more days.

ggrf

He's still the sweetest, isn't he?

xxx

Geez, even the Green Day performance on Good Morning America has been taken off Youtube. What sense does that even make?!?!

I liked that video!

Bah. I will just have to scrounge around for a different one then.

xxx

I am not listening to any music right now.

Is that weird?

Even the brother asked me why I didn't have my headphones on.

xxx

I'm reading the book that I've been putting off for stupider books. And I truly regret that.

Bringing Down The House is the book.

And you probably know the show. 21? The one about how a few students took Vegas for millions? Yeah. You know it.

Although I might not really understand the whole c/ard counting thing, it's actually a really inspiring book. And no, I do not want to start g/ambling. So beat it.

xxx

Sigh.

xxx

Now. Far. Far. Far. Away. From. Sebastien. I. Have. Something. To. Post. Up.

Here is a piece of what all of you Twilight fans want.

You should see my sneer behind the laptop screen. I have not been this disgusted in a long time.

I still insist on calling those obsessed ones freaks. Because if you are not a freak, give me another name for it. And don't tell me you guys are FANS because fans don't moon about things like that as if they were high or under a spell.

Peace.

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6Feb/09Off

“she can’t write worth a darn”

Yeah! Rock on, Stephen King!

He totally blasted that b-ee-atch money making scheme woman, Stephanie Meyer in the face to the papers. That's awesome, man. He should definitely do that more often but that would just put him down. Why would he want to be involved with some lame idiot like that?

She ought to be blasted more often so she'll get a taste from the haters instead of the many lovers. Yeah. Her stupid retarded fans are so damn obsessed with that sh-tty book that they quickly protect her by saying that Stephen King is just jealous of Edward Cullen's good looks. Oh my God. How RETARDED can her fans get, huh? They've gone like totally OFF topic. Why would he be jealous of some g-4-y like that? If he hates it, it means he doesn't like anyone in the book at all. Just like *some people* who posted comments here.

Jeez! Talk about lame-o people. And what's with those headlines saying that 'Stephanie Meyer's books increase the number of students reading' or some rubbish like that? That's because those teenage girls think those sensual moments are gonna happen to them. Am I right? No denying it, peeps. Hey. I got a question for those girls who want to be Bella Swan. Do you girls wanna have Edward's children the way Bella did? Hah. Don't tell me that you'd do anything like that for Edward because how would you like a baby to rip your stomach apart and crawl out?

Erm. Ew.

I'm sure Stephen King writes better than this lame woman. More blood and gore. I think he wrote a vampire story before as well. He's Michael Sheen's favourite writer. Yeah, man! Trust his taste, fans.

This Twilight craze has gone way off. New Moon, the movie isn't even out yet and it's already on the movie charts. I mean, what the hell?! That's so damn unfair. They haven't even started filming the damned movie!!! And the cast sucks. As usual. What's with Dakota Fanning being Jane?? Hell? She looks like a stupid peace maker. I can't even imagine her as Jane, the small and evil vampire who uses her power for fun and always up to no good. Lame?

Anyway. Hopefully, more people will BLAST Stephanie Meyer. Oh yes. Thank God she's stopping Midnight Sun. I had enough of her money making schemes. Now Catherine Hardick or whatever her name is, is making her OWN money machine. She's gonna write a book on how the movie was made. Oh. My. God. Which director writes about how a movie was made? Obviously this is another way of getting money. Double b-ee-atch. Catherine Whatever is such a man. She looks like a frigging man.

Oh. Another thing. Twilight soundtrack ought to be shot down. Why the f--- should it be on the music charts for the top-selling albums!? WHAT THE HELL? Stupid b-ee-atch. All the songs SUCK like crap except for Linkin Park. Paramore sucks like shiz. That woman is just like Avril Lavigne and she can't sing. Just whine like a spaz tard. Muse? They can't sing! Trust me. I watched one of their videos and they were just shouting or something like that.

Okay. 'Nuff said.

I don't wanna think about YOU!

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15Jan/09Off

twilight makes the shiz swirl round in the toilet bowl

Definitely does.

I've been going round, checking out fan sites, doing a survey. It seems like the world has gone psychotic because half the world loves it and that seriously sucks. Go, haters!

These people have gone really mad. Firstly, the fans photoshop their own pictures just to put their freaking face under Edward's head in that Twilight poster thing. Secondly, they take pictures of themselves at the movie poster like they've never seen one and I don't see anything special in that because it's just a picture printed out on a piece of cardboard. Thirdly, they find this cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen and they're all over it to take picture and pretend they're in a fantasy. Yeah. Right. Like that piece of cardboard is even REAL. Your friends won't be that retarded to believe that's really Robert Pattinson. Fourthly, they camwhore themselves holding a piece of paper with Edward's face or whatever.

Oh my God. That's so freaking obsessive. Crazy idiots who believe they're gonna marry Edward or some vampire and live together forever. How old are these people, anyway? Even if you say "a girl can dream", you're dreaming way too far, okay? This won't even happen to you so why are you believing it? These psychopaths are so in to this "Edward, I want to marry you" thing until they forget that it's just a fictional thing!

These fans can also get abusive just because of a small thing. Just because Robert did something with someone, meaning they have to hate that person he was with even if you liked them?! This is just RIDICULOUS. They also state that they feel murderous. Example, this picture :

Yup. This picture. They hate Tyra Banks just because Robert did this to her. What does that even mean? Not like they're getting married. All these stupid fans keep moaning about how they wish they're Kristen or Tyra. They also called Tyra a b**** because of this picture. So what? It's not even her fault. They scream in chatboxes or on forums that Robert can bite them all they want. Oh my God. Talk about craziness.

Like I said many times that Stephanie Meyer is a stupid idiot to write such a book like that because she's turning all these followers into zombies! They hate who they like because that person they like got a chance to be with ROBERT PATTINSON. This is just a freaking money making scheme, spoiling teenage minds and making crazy obsessed people. Meyer is the one that everyone ought to call b****. Don't bother to bite back because I know you've already become one of her followers and she's your goddess.

Speaking of money making scheme.Which movie does so many photoshoots to appear on Vanity Fair or Seventeen or whatever teenage fictional movie magazine? Yeah, that's what I mean. I mean, who does all that? Maybe just a few but not until they have a photoshoot for Twilight fashion or whatever it is.

This isn't right. Meyer should never have made this book into a movie. It's spoiling everyone's impressions. Why doesn't she keep this book a low profile? Because she hasn't gotten enough of money flowing into her freakin' pocket! She's not only creating monsters, she's endangering the actors and actresses lives. The fans are crazy and will do anything just for Robert to bite them, marry them, love them, kiss them, hug them and do whatever with them. Not that I really care but it's true if you have common sense. What if when they have a premiere for New Moon and Robert Pattinson is standing somewhere without whatever it is? Crazy girl fans will come running, some might even trip, start a stampede and goodbye to those people who fell.

The fans don't care. They'd do anything, just anything, even their lives to be with Edward Cullen, the most beautiful male vampire in the whole world who doesn't even exist on Earth and in the end, it's just wasting their craziness and giving false hope to stupid teenagers and even mothers who have "fallen deeply in love with Edward Cullen", their new hero.

Honestly. It's too late so why am I talking so much? What's done is done. The craze will never die down and accidents can happen. In the end, this all leads back to Stephanie Meyer, the woman with her money making scheme. No wonder her smile is so wide, it can't even fit her fat face. B-ee-atch!

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27Nov/08Off

Worst movie of 2008 – Twilight movie review

Twilight was hilarious.

I went with a couple of friends. The cinema was packed!

I've read all the books so don't come at me like I'm just a dumbo who can't rate good movies.

Only two words to describe the movie:

It SUCKED!

Yeah, the choice of characters were waaaaay off! I mean, Edward was so totally not the way I pictured him and Robert is not very good-looking I'm sorry to say. He constantly looked CONSTIPATED in the movie. What is with that? His facial expression was totally fake and unsuitable to the moods he was in. He kept smiling like a spaz. I don't remember him smiling like some kid who just got a lifetime supply of candy in the book. He was always stony-faced and hard to decipher. And the flying/running-like-the-wind scenes were so utterly fake. You could seriously imagine the harness and stuff attached to him. Plus, Edward doesn't fly or climb trees.

Fake graphics. The supposedly sparkling skin was just a boring effect which about 40% of the other movies use. And please wax your chest, Robert. He's supposed to be hairless except for his head so please shave and wax. ;D I think I'm not the only one who realized this. He even sweats! And could they stop zooming into his face?!

Bella. Goodness. How could Kristen be the perfect Bella? She's so manly. The way she acts and speaks. I mean, yeah in the book she's kinda like tomboy-ish but Kristen was too much. The prom dress and cardigan was a horrible match. Including the sneakers that she wore.

The script was SUPER CORNY and REPETITIVE. Everything they said was short and corny. How many times did Bella say, "I'm not scared of you.'"? I can't believe anyone who says defends the movie. It's just so cheesy.

The music sucked except for one or two songs which were agreeable.

The other characters:

Carlisle - looked like he smashed his face into a bowl of flour. His character stuck to the original one in the book. I liked how he was so fatherly and calm.
Esme - She looked slightly too old but she was the perfect Cullen mom, speech and emotions-wise.
Emmett - God, could they have chosen someone better? He is not cute, alright? With that military buzz cut. :/ He's supposed to look like a cuddly bear not an overweight military boy. I expected his Jeep to be like a monster truck but it was just a typical 4x4.
Rosalie - She is NOT pretty in the movie. Repeat, NOT. I regret to say that she wasn't even the figure 8 Stephenie Meyer described her as. She had a questionable butt size.
Alice - She's cute enough to be Alice.
Jasper - In need of a slight nose job. His hair was alright though. He hardly said three words at all.
Jessica - I pictured her as a little snob but she was cheerleader Barbie with an ample chest. :O
Mike - He was cute.
Angela - O-kay. She was nerdy alright but she was stick thin. What's with that?
Eric - Hmm..
Jacob - HA HA HA HA HA! EW! DISGUSTING LONG HAIR! RUINED MY IMAGE OF TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME JACOB. *eats out my own broken heart*
Charlie - Wow. He definitely looked like Chief Swan. ;D
Renee - Typical mom. Acceptable.
Laurent - I didn't expect him to look like Will.I.Am, I guess.
Victoria - She looks like Rosalie and her hair isn't even flame red. And what is she doing at the end of the movie? Some kind of sinister plot twist? Lame.
James - Um..I didn't imagine him so I guess this will have to do.

That's about it. The rest played minor parts which aren't even important.

Overall, the movie is baaad. My 10 bucks is gone - wasted on this boring/lame movie which I wouldn't have paid to watch if it hadn't been such a big thing. BLECH!!

The only few things that I liked were the gorgeous views of the La Push beach, the forest and the Cullens house.

And I'm sorry to say that Stephenie Meyer ruined my liking and addiction to her saga after I read Breaking Dawn. That book was just so wrong. It killed my interest just like that. Everything in BD was indigestible for me.

Conclusion :