Spuddy Buddies

“she can’t write worth a darn”

Yeah! Rock on, Stephen King!

He totally blasted that b-ee-atch money making scheme woman, Stephanie Meyer in the face to the papers. That's awesome, man. He should definitely do that more often but that would just put him down. Why would he want to be involved with some lame idiot like that?

She ought to be blasted more often so she'll get a taste from the haters instead of the many lovers. Yeah. Her stupid retarded fans are so damn obsessed with that sh-tty book that they quickly protect her by saying that Stephen King is just jealous of Edward Cullen's good looks. Oh my God. How RETARDED can her fans get, huh? They've gone like totally OFF topic. Why would he be jealous of some g-4-y like that? If he hates it, it means he doesn't like anyone in the book at all. Just like *some people* who posted comments here.

Jeez! Talk about lame-o people. And what's with those headlines saying that 'Stephanie Meyer's books increase the number of students reading' or some rubbish like that? That's because those teenage girls think those sensual moments are gonna happen to them. Am I right? No denying it, peeps. Hey. I got a question for those girls who want to be Bella Swan. Do you girls wanna have Edward's children the way Bella did? Hah. Don't tell me that you'd do anything like that for Edward because how would you like a baby to rip your stomach apart and crawl out?

Erm. Ew.

I'm sure Stephen King writes better than this lame woman. More blood and gore. I think he wrote a vampire story before as well. He's Michael Sheen's favourite writer. Yeah, man! Trust his taste, fans.

This Twilight craze has gone way off. New Moon, the movie isn't even out yet and it's already on the movie charts. I mean, what the hell?! That's so damn unfair. They haven't even started filming the damned movie!!! And the cast sucks. As usual. What's with Dakota Fanning being Jane?? Hell? She looks like a stupid peace maker. I can't even imagine her as Jane, the small and evil vampire who uses her power for fun and always up to no good. Lame?

Anyway. Hopefully, more people will BLAST Stephanie Meyer. Oh yes. Thank God she's stopping Midnight Sun. I had enough of her money making schemes. Now Catherine Hardick or whatever her name is, is making her OWN money machine. She's gonna write a book on how the movie was made. Oh. My. God. Which director writes about how a movie was made? Obviously this is another way of getting money. Double b-ee-atch. Catherine Whatever is such a man. She looks like a frigging man.

Oh. Another thing. Twilight soundtrack ought to be shot down. Why the f--- should it be on the music charts for the top-selling albums!? WHAT THE HELL? Stupid b-ee-atch. All the songs SUCK like crap except for Linkin Park. Paramore sucks like shiz. That woman is just like Avril Lavigne and she can't sing. Just whine like a spaz tard. Muse? They can't sing! Trust me. I watched one of their videos and they were just shouting or something like that.

Okay. 'Nuff said.

I don't wanna think about YOU!