this could be, this could be the last time
Ew. I just checked IMDb and saw ugly Kristen Stewart there. I decided to see what the hell that movie was about and it's not recommended by people. Haha. I don't even get the synopsis. I went to see the pictures and the pictures at the premiere.... Oh my God. She is the ugliest piece of rubbish I've ever seen. With that red lipstick and "oh I'm so cute" lips puckered back thing. Ew. I nearly puked out my dinner.
Anyway, been reading lots of celebrity news lately.
Wondering if the latest Katy Perry story is real about her and some guy. I don't know. I still think she should date David. Haha. That's just ridiculous but they're like wild and made for each other. 
Okay, just ignore me. You'll probably be, "Ah, screw this."
Still readin' news now... also thinking of new albums. Ah. The pain and the wait.
Tomorrow is gonna be a retarded day for me and it makes me wanna gag. I think I'll sneak around and wear a paperbag over my head. (: I look like crap, seriously. Whatever. Just hope it'll be over soon and I'll never ever see it again. Hopefully we'll practice later. I HOPE.
Anyone heard of Lily Allen? I bet you have. I can't get over the fact that people can like her. She sucks at singing and she keeps defaming Katy. You should listen to her obnoxious, unhealthy breathing "songs". Her mind is just plain filthy and she's literally breathing but not singing. I bet if you told her to scream, her throat would just burst. She's cheap and puts a hundred beats in her songs so the song sounds good. Ugh. How can people like such a biatch like her? Sl*t.
I guess that's all for now except everyone is freakin' annoying and I'm gonna go Twitter twitty later. Not to mention, listen to some good music by AAR!
this is why twilight sucks like hell!!!
Hey, mothers and parents, this is the reason why Twilight is a big and bad influence to your children!!!
goodbye, robert pattinson >xD that's her boyfriend so stop hoping edward and bella will be together in reality
oh, um, they just swapped smoke breath. poor kristen stewart. bella will have black lips, i guess. *shrug*
ZOMG. AND YOU CAN CALL HER A ROLE MODEL?! little smoking bee-a-tch.
no, that's not a pipe. not just any pipe or cigar. firstly, check out the two dr-U-ggies.
KRISTEN STEWART IS SMOKING W-3-E-D!!! would you wanna do that to be like her?
BEHOLD THE *KRAK*EN! check that @-5-5 out!!! HORRIBLY, AWFULLY BIG AND DISGUSTING.
How are your hearts, mummies and daddies? You can't deny it. It's here and will be here. Look closer and realise your mistakes. Kristen Stewart is not the best here as you can see so you can tell your lil' daughters to quit pretending to be her because this is what they'll become. Sure, they like it but they believe it too.
heya, robert pattinson's here! pretty "hot" here, huh?
bella swan, edward cullen, check this twilight out, robert pattinson, kristen stewart
ew. kristen's t0ot5 are so fake! look at that on top. so fake. like she has any! all equally ugly in this pic.
ugly lamo people.
The laughter has only just begun. I couldn't resist. I had to post these for you. Don't you love it, you psychopath fans?!
Don't worry. You'll love them, right?
Idiot lame people. What type of stupid fake photoshoot is that? Especially the first one. Did they stuff some coconuts in Kristen's clothes? That's so utterly fake and you can't deny it. She has nothing. Refer to the older posts, please, if you don't know. I'm sure you won't miss it since you're such a big Twilight fan. Hah.
I wouldn't wanna dress up like Kristen Stewart or Bella Swan. Haha. I also wouldn't wanna look like her. This advice is addressed to Kristen/Bella wannabes. Even to 8-year-olds or whatever! Some parents are complaining about their little angels turning into ugly ugly Bella. You won't want that to happen to you, would you, little darlings? See the results if you please. Scroll slowly and keep your fingers crossed!:
FUNNIEST PICTURE EVER. LOOK AT HER BIG W-H-*-** FACE!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
robert pattinson aka edward cullen and kristen stewart aka bella swan = twilight tards
a person on another person's back means what..?
EW. how can people say she looks like keira knightley here?! she DOES NOT. she's uglier.
nothing is coming out, no matter how she's squeezing her arms together
hah. not so twilight-ish and beautiful in this picture. kristen is bald while robert looks like he's in labour/crazy idiot.
gosh. i think ne-yo did a better job in his video, because of you. watch it and you'll see something like that in the video.
ew, is she wearing anything inside?
omg! this looks WRONG!!! - kristen threatening to lift her skirt up with robert's head there. double sweat.
look at the loser face. ew. is she wearing her br# outside with a skirt below it? triple LOL.
another 5-l-u-t-t-y pose from your favourite b-ee-ETCH.
she puts her hand there to attract attention. geddit? look, mama~ she's wearing metal boots.
"So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned you're
Just another picture to burn"
twilight makes the shiz swirl round in the toilet bowl
Definitely does.
I've been going round, checking out fan sites, doing a survey. It seems like the world has gone psychotic because half the world loves it and that seriously sucks. Go, haters!
These people have gone really mad. Firstly, the fans photoshop their own pictures just to put their freaking face under Edward's head in that Twilight poster thing. Secondly, they take pictures of themselves at the movie poster like they've never seen one and I don't see anything special in that because it's just a picture printed out on a piece of cardboard. Thirdly, they find this cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen and they're all over it to take picture and pretend they're in a fantasy. Yeah. Right. Like that piece of cardboard is even REAL. Your friends won't be that retarded to believe that's really Robert Pattinson. Fourthly, they camwhore themselves holding a piece of paper with Edward's face or whatever.
Oh my God. That's so freaking obsessive. Crazy idiots who believe they're gonna marry Edward or some vampire and live together forever. How old are these people, anyway? Even if you say "a girl can dream", you're dreaming way too far, okay? This won't even happen to you so why are you believing it? These psychopaths are so in to this "Edward, I want to marry you" thing until they forget that it's just a fictional thing!
These fans can also get abusive just because of a small thing. Just because Robert did something with someone, meaning they have to hate that person he was with even if you liked them?! This is just RIDICULOUS. They also state that they feel murderous. Example, this picture :
Yup. This picture. They hate Tyra Banks just because Robert did this to her. What does that even mean? Not like they're getting married. All these stupid fans keep moaning about how they wish they're Kristen or Tyra. They also called Tyra a b**** because of this picture. So what? It's not even her fault. They scream in chatboxes or on forums that Robert can bite them all they want. Oh my God. Talk about craziness.
Like I said many times that Stephanie Meyer is a stupid idiot to write such a book like that because she's turning all these followers into zombies! They hate who they like because that person they like got a chance to be with ROBERT PATTINSON. This is just a freaking money making scheme, spoiling teenage minds and making crazy obsessed people. Meyer is the one that everyone ought to call b****. Don't bother to bite back because I know you've already become one of her followers and she's your goddess.
Speaking of money making scheme.Which movie does so many photoshoots to appear on Vanity Fair or Seventeen or whatever teenage fictional movie magazine? Yeah, that's what I mean. I mean, who does all that? Maybe just a few but not until they have a photoshoot for Twilight fashion or whatever it is.
This isn't right. Meyer should never have made this book into a movie. It's spoiling everyone's impressions. Why doesn't she keep this book a low profile? Because she hasn't gotten enough of money flowing into her freakin' pocket! She's not only creating monsters, she's endangering the actors and actresses lives. The fans are crazy and will do anything just for Robert to bite them, marry them, love them, kiss them, hug them and do whatever with them. Not that I really care but it's true if you have common sense. What if when they have a premiere for New Moon and Robert Pattinson is standing somewhere without whatever it is? Crazy girl fans will come running, some might even trip, start a stampede and goodbye to those people who fell.
The fans don't care. They'd do anything, just anything, even their lives to be with Edward Cullen, the most beautiful male vampire in the whole world who doesn't even exist on Earth and in the end, it's just wasting their craziness and giving false hope to stupid teenagers and even mothers who have "fallen deeply in love with Edward Cullen", their new hero.
Honestly. It's too late so why am I talking so much? What's done is done. The craze will never die down and accidents can happen. In the end, this all leads back to Stephanie Meyer, the woman with her money making scheme. No wonder her smile is so wide, it can't even fit her fat face. B-ee-atch!
twilight, i hope you hang yourself with your robert pattinson’s noose
who does she think she is? ugly piece of crap. she looks TOOTHLESS. ROFL! hee-lare-ree-us.
look at that ugly pyjamas dress she's wearing. consider wearing some push ups because she looks like a ghost. not vampire, sorry. (:
ugly lame-o loser face for you. casual? yeah, right. she's creating a bunch of losers who think she's some God and great role model. huh. i'll show you role model then.
ZOMG, ghost! ghost! look at that! a DRESS with FISHNETS (h-0-0-k-3-r) with SNEAKERS. THAT'S SO LAME AND UGLY.
ew. did she go for plastic surgery? she forgot the sneakers. HAHA. lame.
more and more flesh coming out. HAHAHA. HOHOHO. pathetic face. the way she dresses after becoming an ol' 5-l-u-t.
jumping tards. kristen jumps so that her t-0-0-t-5 will fly up. robert should quit acting like a lame b-ee-atch.
another dead pose. totally uncool! not even like models. looks like a hairy beggar and a dead b-ee-atch.
another ROFL pose. she looks like an ugly el-cheapo cheap tard. ugly face. LOL LOL!
utterly un-gorgeous picture of her ugly face with nothing down there. if people call this freaking hot, katy perry is smokingsuperfryingFRIGGINGgorgeoushot babe.
Um, oh yeah, that Bella and Edward 4ever lamo, you can just take a shot gun and point it at your head, press the trigger. Done. Thank you very much.
Please read my captions and posts properly before you start vomitting whatever you wanna say about your stupid favourite shiz. I DID NOT say anything about sparkling skin. Maybe you got my blog mixed up with others that you were **tching at. Please refer back to that post and see that you are W-R-O-N-G. Thank you for your cooperation.
PS : Bella is a fugly b**ch. HAHAHAHA!
oh, twilight, bella swan, edward cullen, kristen stewart, robert pattinson
look at kristen's half open mouth. how dainty. botox face.
should we zoom into her behind or chest or nose?
one of the many ways to bring out her chest. failure.
omg this is such a copycat of kevin clien part in when i'm gone video!
yeah, yeah, yeah. you think she looks hot because 1. she's trying to 2. her hair is just being blown by a fan. no big deal. gosh. no wonder people are wearing those SLIPPERS
she thinks she's lindsay lohan. look at that SIDE view
from far i thought robert was touching her..... ROFL!
told you she's a P-dancer
OMG ROFL LOLX. god, how can people say she's trying to be KATY PERRY? katy does NOT dress up like THAT!
Do you love this? Because I utterly hate it. Oh. Don't forget to read my captions.
Are you pleased with these lovely pictures? You can call them cute, huh? Well. PUKE.
her heart is breaking in front of me
LIKE OMG, EW?!
Ewww!! That's so disgusting. Supposedly posing for some magazine. What a money making scheme. Just because the movie is famous, they have to do magazine poses for any old magazine. I don't see other movies doing that.
Oh my God. Look at Kristen Stewart. GAG! Now that's sick. Who does she think she is? Some supermodel? Well, too bad. She's not. I didn't know Twilight became some 5-l-u-t-t-y movie. What's with her sticking her chest out and wearing a super mini skirt? She's not as beautiful as she thinks she is. Yuck.
who the heck are these people?
EWWW!! PUKE! Does Kristen really think she's frigging pretty and drop dead gorgeous? She's not. Like I said. The whole picture is so 5-l-u-t-t-y.
A dress with sneakers?! Oh my God. I really wonder why everyone wants to dress like her. Normal people do NOT wear sneakers with a dress. It looks so horrible. Just like her fashion sense in the movie. What's with that topless guy? Totally ew.
EW. They're all so sickly and 5-l-u-t-t-y for the sake of getting more people to love it and think themselves as the beautiful people.
you need spf45, just to stay alive : to robert pattinson aka edward cullen
"wow. you certainly have a lot to say about how ugly the actors are. i agree with you that kristen stewart is a little masculine what with the voice and all but all round she did a good job. rob pattinson is gorgeous and nikki reed is so pretty! you know, instead of wasting your time typing up your annoying lies, you could have done something productive like, oh i don’t know, expanding your vocabulary? a lot of people put a lot of time and effort into this movie so the least you could do is say something even remotely nice about it!" -Rose
Oh, hello, Rose or maybe, Mrs Wanna-Be Cullen no #101.
Yes, we do have alot of things to say about awful actors like that. In fact, they ought to be fired for doing such a bad job. I'm impressed by the way you begin with the good news then move along to the bad ones.
I think Kristen Stewart did a shitty job as Bella Swan. What's with her muteness, huh? Or do you enjoy watching highly interesting movies like Wall-E and this??
Well, about "your" Robbie Pattinson or whatever nickname you're giving him like you're best friends with him, you are highly recommended to keep your thoughts to yourself. Do I look like I give a frigging hoot about how GORGEOUS he is? You can seriously have him all to yourself. Do you forget to tell me you're having not so nice* dreams about him? You can go ahead and marry him off in Vegas and have a private wedding all to yourself. I don't care. Gorgeous or not, he was constipating throughout the whole movie. By the way. He's kinda gay.
Cough, cough. I'm sure Nikki Reed is smoking, steaming, frying, cooking hot to you but like I said...? It's not my problem so keep them to yourself and your fans. I don't know what you people see in her. Look at her ugly crap piece of face. That ugly smirk on her face certainly spoils my look for Rosalie. Nikki doesn't even have a good figure. Look at her backside. She's not tall, slim or anything that looks PRETTY so, YEAH.
Ahem. LIES? It's the truth. We speak the truth, not your lies so don't point fingers at us, just because you can't get the whole world to fall in love with your "GORGEOUS ROB" or your "SO PRETTY NIKKI" and your "REMOTELY NICE TWILIGHT" because from our point of view,
it SUCKS.
And I don't think expanding vocabulary is part of the movie, is it? Or did I miss a part about how Twilight should expand their vocabulary? It's kinda true, y'know. They didn't speak much. So, uh huh. You're right about Twilight expanding their vocabulary, honey.
Time and effort? Riiiiight. I might put some Kid Rock lyrics here if it wasn't for me, being nice enough. The script is just so simple. All Bella had to do was grumble and all Edward had to do was hiss around. Same to the other characters.
Not to mention, Twilight has created MONSTERS like YOU who go around BITCHING around, trying to change our thoughts and hypnotizing people but sadly failing. That's why you type in rubbish like "wasting your time typing up your annoying lies". Meaning WHAT? Look at these OBSESSED PEOPLE you have created, Stephanie Meyer. Twilight is like a new type of GOD and RELIGION to all those screaming girls who are obsessed about Edward Cullen and want to marry him.
HAHAHAHA. "GO AHEAD AND KILL YOURSELF" - Timbaland
burn another bridge, break another heart, try again, it will only fall apart
I did some reading today.
The book I randomly picked up was Breaking Dawn.
Why?
Good question.
No idea why. It's part of randomness.
I read some parts randomly and felt like puking. Bella and Edward's sweetness was just too much to stomach. Seriously, they should stop making doe-eyes and telling each other HOW GOD DAMN BEAUTIFUL they are. And how Bella attacked Jacob when she found out that he had imprinted on her baby.
Over exaggerating bloody old fool.
If Jacob is her best friend then why should she be so freaking mad. I don't think best friends are supposed to kill each other for falling in love with the other's child. And it was involuntary. She knew about imprinting so she should know that it's not his fault. And WHY Stephenie Meyer would do that to the Jacob fans is BEYOND ME. I'd rip Stephenie, Bella and Edward's throats out if the latter two were real people.
Anyway.. speaking of Edward..
Robert Pattinson got a new haircut.
Please.. do start shrieking. I've learnt to stomach that absolutely unnecessary behavior.
yes, uh, i saved it as robertugly.. so sorry. but it's true to the core.
him and Nikki Reed (Rosalie Hale).. um, why are they together?
before his haircut.. ewww, so ugly both before and after.
Are you happy? Bet you didn't know he got his hair cut.
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