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this could be, this could be the last time

Ew. I just checked IMDb and saw ugly Kristen Stewart there. I decided to see what the hell that movie was about and it’s not recommended by people. Haha. I don’t even get the synopsis. I went to see the pictures and the pictures at the premiere…. Oh my God. She is the ugliest piece of rubbish I’ve ever seen. With that red lipstick and “oh I’m so cute” lips puckered back thing. Ew. I nearly puked out my dinner.

Anyway, been reading lots of celebrity news lately.

Wondering if the latest Katy Perry story is real about her and some guy. I don’t know. I still think she should date David. Haha. That’s just ridiculous but they’re like wild and made for each other. :D Okay, just ignore me. You’ll probably be, “Ah, screw this.”

Still readin’ news now… also thinking of new albums. Ah. The pain and the wait.

Tomorrow is gonna be a retarded day for me and it makes me wanna gag. I think I’ll sneak around and wear a paperbag over my head. (: I look like crap, seriously. Whatever. Just hope it’ll be over soon and I’ll never ever see it again. Hopefully we’ll practice later. I HOPE.

Anyone heard of Lily Allen? I bet you have. I can’t get over the fact that people can like her. She sucks at singing and she keeps defaming Katy. You should listen to her obnoxious, unhealthy breathing “songs”. Her mind is just plain filthy and she’s literally breathing but not singing. I bet if you told her to scream, her throat would just burst. She’s cheap and puts a hundred beats in her songs so the song sounds good. Ugh. How can people like such a biatch like her? Sl*t.

I guess that’s all for now except everyone is freakin’ annoying and I’m gonna go Twitter twitty later. Not to mention, listen to some good music by AAR! :D

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this is why twilight sucks like hell!!!

Hey, mothers and parents, this is the reason why Twilight is a big and bad influence to your children!!!

goodbye, robert pattinson >xD that's her boyfriend so stop hoping edward and bella will be together in reality

goodbye, robert pattinson >xD that's her boyfriend so stop hoping edward and bella will be together in reality

oh, um, they just swapped smoke breath. poor kristen stewart. bella will have black lips, i guess. *shrug*

oh, um, they just swapped smoke breath. poor kristen stewart. bella will have black lips, i guess. *shrug*

ZOMG. AND YOU CAN CALL HER A ROLE MODEL?!

ZOMG. AND YOU CAN CALL HER A ROLE MODEL?! little smoking bee-a-tch.

no, that's not a pipe. not just any pipe or cigar. firstly, check out the two dr-U-ggies.

no, that's not a pipe. not just any pipe or cigar. firstly, check out the two dr-U-ggies.

KRISTEN STEWART IS SMOKING W-3-E-D!!! would you wanna do that to be like her?

KRISTEN STEWART IS SMOKING W-3-E-D!!! would you wanna do that to be like her?

BEHOLD THE *KRAK*EN! check that @-5-5 out!!! HORRIBLY, AWFULLY BIG AND DISGUSTING.

BEHOLD THE *KRAK*EN! check that @-5-5 out!!! HORRIBLY, AWFULLY BIG AND DISGUSTING.

How are your hearts, mummies and daddies? You can’t deny it. It’s here and will be here. Look closer and realise your mistakes. Kristen Stewart is not the best here as you can see so you can tell your lil’ daughters to quit pretending to be her because this is what they’ll become. Sure, they like it but they believe it too.

heya, robert pattinson's here! pretty "hot" here, huh?

heya, robert pattinson's here! pretty "hot" here, huh?

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bella swan, edward cullen, check this twilight out, robert pattinson, kristen stewart

ew. kristen's t0ot5 are so fake! look at that on top. so fake. like she has any! all equally ugly in this pic.

ew. kristen's t0ot5 are so fake! look at that on top. so fake. like she has any! all equally ugly in this pic.

ugly lamo people.

ugly lamo people.

The laughter has only just begun. I couldn’t resist. I had to post these for you. Don’t you love it, you psychopath fans?!

Don’t worry. You’ll love them, right?

Idiot lame people. What type of stupid fake photoshoot is that? Especially the first one. Did they stuff some coconuts in Kristen’s clothes? That’s so utterly fake and you can’t deny it. She has nothing. Refer to the older posts, please, if you don’t know. I’m sure you won’t miss it since you’re such a big Twilight fan. Hah.

I wouldn’t wanna dress up like Kristen Stewart or Bella Swan. Haha. I also wouldn’t wanna look like her. This advice is addressed to Kristen/Bella wannabes. Even to 8-year-olds or whatever! Some parents are complaining about their little angels turning into ugly ugly Bella. You won’t want that to happen to you, would you, little darlings? See the results if you please. Scroll slowly and keep your fingers crossed!:

FUNNIEST PICTURE EVER. LOOK AT HER BIG W-H-0-R3 FACE!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

FUNNIEST PICTURE EVER. LOOK AT HER BIG W-H-*-** FACE!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

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robert pattinson aka edward cullen and kristen stewart aka bella swan = twilight tards

a person on another person's back means what..?

a person on another person's back means what..?

EW. how can people say she looks like keira knightley here?! she DOES NOT. she's uglier.

EW. how can people say she looks like keira knightley here?! she DOES NOT. she's uglier.

nothing is coming out, no matter how she's squeezing her arms together

nothing is coming out, no matter how she's squeezing her arms together

hah. not so twilight-ish and beautiful in this picture. kristen is bald while robert looks like a crazy idiot face.

hah. not so twilight-ish and beautiful in this picture. kristen is bald while robert looks like he's in labour/crazy idiot.

gosh. i think ne-yo did a better job in his video, because of you. watch it and you'll something like that in the video.

gosh. i think ne-yo did a better job in his video, because of you. watch it and you'll see something like that in the video.

ew, is she wearing anything inside?

ew, is she wearing anything inside?

omg! this looks WRONG!!! - kristen threatening to lift her skirt up with robert's head there. double sweat.

omg! this looks WRONG!!! - kristen threatening to lift her skirt up with robert's head there. double sweat.

look at the loser face. ew. is she wearing her br# outside with a skirt below it? triple LOL.

look at the loser face. ew. is she wearing her br# outside with a skirt below it? triple LOL.

another 5-l-u-t-t-y pose from your favourite b-ee-ETCH.

another 5-l-u-t-t-y pose from your favourite b-ee-ETCH.

she puts her hand there to attract attention. geddit?

she puts her hand there to attract attention. geddit? look, mama~ she's wearing metal boots.

“So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
As far as I’m concerned you’re
Just another picture to burn”
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twilight makes the shiz swirl round in the toilet bowl

Definitely does.

I’ve been going round, checking out fan sites, doing a survey. It seems like the world has gone psychotic because half the world loves it and that seriously sucks. Go, haters!

These people have gone really mad. Firstly, the fans photoshop their own pictures just to put their freaking face under Edward’s head in that Twilight poster thing. Secondly, they take pictures of themselves at the movie poster like they’ve never seen one and I don’t see anything special in that because it’s just a picture printed out on a piece of cardboard. Thirdly, they find this cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen and they’re all over it to take picture and pretend they’re in a fantasy. Yeah. Right. Like that piece of cardboard is even REAL. Your friends won’t be that retarded to believe that’s really Robert Pattinson. Fourthly, they camwhore themselves holding a piece of paper with Edward’s face or whatever.

Oh my God. That’s so freaking obsessive. Crazy idiots who believe they’re gonna marry Edward or some vampire and live together forever. How old are these people, anyway? Even if you say “a girl can dream”, you’re dreaming way too far, okay? This won’t even happen to you so why are you believing it? These psychopaths are so in to this “Edward, I want to marry you” thing until they forget that it’s just a fictional thing!

These fans can also get abusive just because of a small thing. Just because Robert did something with someone, meaning they have to hate that person he was with even if you liked them?! This is just RIDICULOUS. They also state that they feel murderous. Example, this picture :

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Yup. This picture. They hate Tyra Banks just because Robert did this to her. What does that even mean? Not like they’re getting married. All these stupid fans keep moaning about how they wish they’re Kristen or Tyra. They also called Tyra a b**** because of this picture. So what? It’s not even her fault. They scream in chatboxes or on forums that Robert can bite them all they want. Oh my God. Talk about craziness.

Like I said many times that Stephanie Meyer is a stupid idiot to write such a book like that because she’s turning all these followers into zombies! They hate who they like because that person they like got a chance to be with ROBERT PATTINSON. This is just a freaking money making scheme, spoiling teenage minds and making crazy obsessed people. Meyer is the one that everyone ought to call b****. Don’t bother to bite back because I know you’ve already become one of her followers and she’s your goddess.

Speaking of money making scheme.Which movie does so many photoshoots to appear on Vanity Fair or Seventeen or whatever teenage fictional movie magazine? Yeah, that’s what I mean. I mean, who does all that? Maybe just a few but not until they have a photoshoot for Twilight fashion or whatever it is.

This isn’t right. Meyer should never have made this book into a movie. It’s spoiling everyone’s impressions. Why doesn’t she keep this book a low profile? Because she hasn’t gotten enough of money flowing into her freakin’ pocket! She’s not only creating monsters, she’s endangering the actors and actresses lives. The fans are crazy and will do anything just for Robert to bite them, marry them, love them, kiss them, hug them and do whatever with them. Not that I really care but it’s true if you have common sense. What if when they have a premiere for New Moon and Robert Pattinson is standing somewhere without whatever it is? Crazy girl fans will come running, some might even trip, start a stampede and goodbye to those people who fell.

The fans don’t care. They’d do anything, just anything, even their lives to be with Edward Cullen, the most beautiful male vampire in the whole world who doesn’t even exist on Earth and in the end, it’s just wasting their craziness and giving false hope to stupid teenagers and even mothers who have “fallen deeply in love with Edward Cullen“, their new hero.

Honestly. It’s too late so why am I talking so much? What’s done is done. The craze will never die down and accidents can happen. In the end, this all leads back to Stephanie Meyer, the woman with her money making scheme. No wonder her smile is so wide, it can’t even fit her fat face. B-ee-atch!

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