oh, twilight, bella swan, edward cullen, kristen stewart, robert pattinson

look at kristen's half open mouth. how dainty. botox face.

should we zoom into her behind or chest or nose?

one of the many ways to bring out her chest. failure.

omg this is such a copycat of kevin clien part in when i'm gone video!

yeah, yeah, yeah. you think she looks hot because 1. she's trying to 2. her hair is just being blown by a fan. no big deal. gosh. no wonder people are wearing those SLIPPERS

she thinks she's lindsay lohan. look at that SIDE view

from far i thought robert was touching her..... ROFL!

told you she's a P-dancer

OMG ROFL LOLX. god, how can people say she's trying to be KATY PERRY? katy does NOT dress up like THAT!
Do you love this? Because I utterly hate it. Oh. Don't forget to read my captions.
Are you pleased with these lovely pictures? You can call them cute, huh? Well. PUKE.
her heart is breaking in front of me

LIKE OMG, EW?!
Ewww!! That's so disgusting. Supposedly posing for some magazine. What a money making scheme. Just because the movie is famous, they have to do magazine poses for any old magazine. I don't see other movies doing that.
Oh my God. Look at Kristen Stewart. GAG! Now that's sick. Who does she think she is? Some supermodel? Well, too bad. She's not. I didn't know Twilight became some 5-l-u-t-t-y movie. What's with her sticking her chest out and wearing a super mini skirt? She's not as beautiful as she thinks she is. Yuck.

who the heck are these people?
EWWW!! PUKE! Does Kristen really think she's frigging pretty and drop dead gorgeous? She's not. Like I said. The whole picture is so 5-l-u-t-t-y.
A dress with sneakers?! Oh my God. I really wonder why everyone wants to dress like her. Normal people do NOT wear sneakers with a dress. It looks so horrible. Just like her fashion sense in the movie. What's with that topless guy? Totally ew.
EW. They're all so sickly and 5-l-u-t-t-y for the sake of getting more people to love it and think themselves as the beautiful people.
but that won’t happen to me

movie poster

jasper, emmett, alice, rosalie

kirsten stewart aka bella swan

ashley greene as alice cullen

nikki reed as rosalie hale

lovely picture of bella and edward

the twilight cast - victoria, bella, edward, james, ...??

alice cullen in the car

kirsten + robert = love

vampire with a red face, right

are we disturbing you?
I don't know this but is Alice wearing a wig? First, she has short hair then not long after that, she has long hair.
No idea but she looks much better with short hair. Very unique haircut even the hairstylist wouldn't know how to cut it.
Okay, later.
burn another bridge, break another heart, try again, it will only fall apart
I did some reading today.
The book I randomly picked up was Breaking Dawn.
Why?
Good question.
No idea why. It's part of randomness.
I read some parts randomly and felt like puking. Bella and Edward's sweetness was just too much to stomach. Seriously, they should stop making doe-eyes and telling each other HOW GOD DAMN BEAUTIFUL they are. And how Bella attacked Jacob when she found out that he had imprinted on her baby.
Over exaggerating bloody old fool.
If Jacob is her best friend then why should she be so freaking mad. I don't think best friends are supposed to kill each other for falling in love with the other's child. And it was involuntary. She knew about imprinting so she should know that it's not his fault. And WHY Stephenie Meyer would do that to the Jacob fans is BEYOND ME. I'd rip Stephenie, Bella and Edward's throats out if the latter two were real people.
Anyway.. speaking of Edward..
Robert Pattinson got a new haircut.
Please.. do start shrieking. I've learnt to stomach that absolutely unnecessary behavior.

yes, uh, i saved it as robertugly.. so sorry. but it's true to the core.

him and Nikki Reed (Rosalie Hale).. um, why are they together?

before his haircut.. ewww, so ugly both before and after.
Are you happy? Bet you didn't know he got his hair cut.
i believe the world is burning to the ground
Um...
Okay..
Uhh...
I know this is super outdated but I just read the story that the girl, who won the Interview Simple Plan thing, wrote.
When Cheez first told me about it - well, being her, she checks all the fan sites daily and reports to me because I don't know as many links as her- I said I didn't want to read it because I'm a vicious green eyed monster. If it's not me going to interview them, then I don't give a flying pancake who the person is or what the person is feeling (OVER THE MOON, duh!)
Okay.. um, back to the point.
What I thought about it.
It was um, in my very honest opinion, a very sweetened story. I have a very strong feeling that she spiced it up to make everyone cry and cry and CRY AND FRIGGING CRY over it. Uhhh.. I know you think I'm being freaking mean but that's what I think.
She writes about how sad and how she was grieving over her father's sickness. I mean, come on, I've read the whole sad sob story in story books and her article sounded exactly like one. And how she found out about Simple Plan and how meaningful their songs are. And then she started listening to them and everything and how she subscribed to their newsletter and saw that every now and then they had competitions. And how she didn't join because she figured they were an American based band and she's from the UK and all.
UM, WOMAN, EXCUSE MEH BUT SIMPLE PLAN IS CANADIAN.
And so you claim you checked out every bit of info about them.
Riiiight.
I'm sure you misspelled Canada as American. Honey, WE FORGIVE YOU TOTALLY.
Call me mean or evil or twisted or cold blooded or not compassionate or black hearted, I don't care because if you'd rather digest it all in and say she deserved to get the interview.. then WHATEVER.
Please, okaaaay? I'm sure other people have been through that. Why don't they get the chance to interview SP? Because their story wasn't touching enough or maybe because they didn't like them?
Being very honest and open here.
I believe she went through a hard time but why do you need to JOIN A COMPETITION to tell everyone how much pain you went through? To get free tickets? To show everyone that you're champion writer? To get a MASSIVE hug from DAVID FOR BEING THROUGH A HARD TIME? TO TALK TO PIERRE PERSONALLY AND SO THAT HE'LL DEDICATE 'SAVE YOU' TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY? I wonder..
This competition, I feel, is rigged. How can they put up such a competition? How will you be able to choose? Different people have had different experiences and going through the painful times is hard for everyone so how would you know who has suffered the most, who deserves to be the winner, who hasn't had the most pain, who has mourned the longest, who has buried themselves and listened to Simple Plan the most?
In this case, I think everyone who has joined the competition and watched a loved one go through cancer should get to interview SP.
My imagination and thoughts run far and deep so don't blame me if I hurt your feelings or feel as if I mistreated you. I tend to think the other way round. To wonder if you have a twisted side to yourself. To wonder if you're really being positive. To doubt because not everyone is pure hearted. Because who knows what runs in your mind? Unless you're Edward Cullen who is a fictional character, your thoughts and deep dark secrets are stored within yourself and will not be known unless you say it out.
Am I right?
it felt so wrong, it felt so right, don’t mean I’m in love tonight
YES!!! The page has finally loaded.
I'm so happy.

2008 fireworks. wondering about 2009
Now I can write.. about.. anything..
Oh, about the fireworks tonight. Mom says we might get ourselves some Starbucks while waiting. I kinda prefer not to drink coffee but if I really have no other choice I'll get a ice blended mochachino. It's about the only kind I can stand.
I can't remember what I was going to say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, James Franco aka Harry Osborne in Spiderman looks like Edward Cullen. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Other than that, I don't know what to say.
I think I'll just play a few rounds of skirmishing in AoE3 and probably I'll remember what I wanted to write about.
P.S: Countdowns are fun (:
P.S.S: I remember what I was going to do. Do a tag. Just for the fun of it.
i’d like to stay..
I heard Twilight got bumped off the top 3 movies.
Good for y'all who made that happen.
Oh well.
Here's a little something to make up for my mean behavior.

KISS ALREADY

Bella and Edward

Bella

BELLA AND EDWARDDDDDDDDD

CARLISLE and ESME
midnight sun
This book is gonna suck like crap. I just finished reading twelve chapters of it on Stephanie Meyer's website. It sucks but it's better from Edward's point of view.
Except I wish he would just shut up about how beautiful Bella is. Bella isn't. She's just some stupid plain tard who is risking her life just to be some freaking vampire and live with him forever and forever. Yeah, like they won't get sick of each other.
What's with Bella BLUSHING throughout the whole book? It's just idiotic and retarded. "Her face turned red". OOOOOOOOOOH. Did her face burst into a bonfire? Big deal. Lame. Bella is such a stupid, angry %@^@ in Midnight Sun. Her mood keeps changing and she keeps frowning like a retard. Worst thing, SM keeps describing about wrinkles on her forehead or whatever. Ew.
What's with Edward, obsessing about her blue blouse? That is so ew. Yuck. Gag. Ugly.
Edward sounds like a real %&@@% and sissy in this book. He keeps wanting to run away. Showing his true colours now, is he?
Why is SM making Alice sound desperate too? Alice sounds like a whiny idiot who can't wait to meet Bella and can't wait for Bella to becoming "one of them" a.k.a. vampire. God. This isn't the Alice from the Twilight Saga. I think she wouldn't keep repeating her visions like some tard.
Also is SM making Edward from the book like Edward from the movie? Changing person, huh? I don't remember Edward from Twilight as some smiling and laughing vampire. He is now! He's laughing and stifling laughs in Midnight Sun. What the....?
Bella accepted the fact that Edward is a vampire so easily. Didn't she say lots of things? It was almost like Bella saying, "Oh. You're a vampire." So casual??? I don't know. I totally forgot about Twilight but I'm sure she wasn't so casual just like that. Isn't she full of questions?
Reading twelve chapters about Bella blushing and about how "beautiful" she is has wasted almost two days of my life! It has also made me very sleepy and get a headache. Reading online is not recommended.
family first
I don't think I'll ever go out with friends after today.
That was ridiculous and disgusting! You should seriously see what my "friends" were wearing. They can audition for Old Mother Hubbard or whatever.
CrackFace was absolutely sick and fat. You should see the disgusting apron clothes. Totally blends in with the market-like people at that noisy, cheap place. At least, the other were thin and were wearing mother clothes but they didn't wear such revealing clothes. She wore this white shirt (white shirts are easier to see through) and a grey apron-like clothes (the collar was below her chest) over it and black tights (as in tight..). Her thighs are thick, for your information.
Conclusion? She was dressed like a..

the shirt says it all
Haha. The rest were wearing pretty much the same. Tights. Their long hair flying around or whatever. God. And sling bags. The common sling bags everyone has nowadays. If CrackFace knew they were bringing sling bags, she would certainly bring hers to expose more or expand.. er.. never mind. And if I wasn't there, she wouldn't tie her hair up. Why? Because I'm known for laughing at her idiotic acts.
Don't ask me how I know. People say she wears mini skirts and whatever girly-girl skirts. Jeez! Ugleech even told CrackFace she was really fashionable. Yeah. Fashionable in the market. Back to the mini skirt part. She'll never wear one if I'm present. After I told her that I could see underneath.
Big goal for Cheeseburger!!
The cinema.. I bet everyone wants to know about it. It was the worst and cheapest cinema I've ever been to. They try and make some fantasy out of it like put curtains as doors. The curtains were black and the advertisements were showing, means darker. I didn't know what black hole I was stepping into. Then I saw the freaking screen. It was a lame small cinema. The bottom was a floor. No carpet.
No aircon too!!! I was sweating inside. I don't know why these people say it's a really nice cinema. My "friends" were wearing I-don't-know-how-many-layers of clothes. It's disgusting! And my friends who sat next to me! CrackFace and Tell-Tale-Tard (T3). So, T3 did not brush her teeth. She said something then I could smell her breath. OH MY GOD. I NEARLY THREW UP!!! Can't she at least eat some mint or something? CrackFace kept giggling with Ugleech. The man in front actually turned around and glared at them but of course, they were too absorbed in their giggly talk. It was highly disturbing. So what did I do? I told them to shut up a few times. Call me rude. Whatever.
The only thing that was nice was the popcorn. Nice and full of caramel. Except it was full of popcorn seeds. I threw one and it hit someone on the head. Hey, it's small.
Won't hurt that much. Haha. The coke sucked. Became diluted quickly. Luckily I drank it all after eating the popcorn.
Highly interesting audience too. They didn't even laugh. I mean, hardly. I shouldn't have said that. The answer is so obvious. Because these people don't get the joke! My "friends" laughed but really fakely and talked noisily like idiots so that isn't really nice. As bad as noisy children.
Luckily, I understood some parts I didn't understand that day. Love the baseball part. Haha.
CrackFace says Twilight rocks but the cast (she said actors) sucks. I bet Tell-Tale-Tard said that, that's why she says that. CrackFace really doesn't have a mind of her own. Retarded is what she aims for. I'll say the cast is okay exceptions Bella, Edward, Billy, Jacob, Rosalie and Emmett.
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