when the top of the world falls on YOU!
Honda, double ROFL to you.
Firstly, improve your language and spellings because I don't understand that piece of shiz you just said. It really makes me laugh!
Secondly, why would I wanna be jealous of a spaz mental movie called Twilight? It's for retarded love-sick teenagers like you. Unless you're a mother ditching your husband to look for handsome Edward Cullen who doesn't exist. Jealous because of retard movies like this? Yeah. I'm sure I'm gonna post a better review on New Moon. [: *smirk, smirk*
Thirdly, it's a free world. I can open my mouth and go blah blah blah at your favourite movie 'cuz I have my own mind. I speak what I want to and if you hate what we write, get out. You aren't welcome here.
Fourthly, Edward Cullen isn't gonna give you a peanut butter and jelly thing to you. *inside joke* So quit dreamin' and get a life.
Lastly, here's a few hot Twilight pics for you, lovahs! (KEEP SCROLLING!!) Yo, yo, yo! Check this out, lovers. Hahahahahahaha!!! Had me cracked up for hours!!!
pot smokin' betch kirsten stewart
the cheap crack queen
GOOD influence to children
robert pattinson edward cullen
Here's your handsome Robert!!!
PS: Please ....
There you go
You're always so right
It's all a big show
It's all about you
You think you know
What everyone needs
You always take time
To criticize me
It seems like everyday
I make mistakes
I just can't get it right
It's like I'm the one
You love to hate
But not today
So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
There you go
You never ask why
It's all a big lie
Whatever you do
You think you're special
But I know, and I know
And I know, and we know
That you're not
You're always there to point
Out my mistakes
And shove them in my face
It's like I'm the one
You love to hate
But not today
So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
Is gonna bring me down
Will never bring me down
Don't tell me who I should be
And don't try to tell me what's right for me
Don't tell me what I should do
I don't wanna waste my time
I'll watch you fade away
So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
Shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
Bring me down
{shut up, shut up, shut up}
Won't bring me down
{shut up, shut up, shut up}
Bring me down
{shut up, shut up, shut up}
Won't bring me down
Shut up, shut up, shut up
when you see my face, i hope it…..
Haha. Addicted to some of the AAR songs now. Keeps my head banging but some makes my ears painful to listen. Conclusion is : Tyson looks like that Smallville guy, Edward Cullen, Reed (Mac's son in CSI:NY), an American James Blunt and whoever... He doesn't really look like he's singing in the videos because his voice is so different. Very creative beat and guitar parts.
Another freakin' nice news is David's hair. I can't believe he got it blond again. It looks better when he wears the bowler hat thing. I have this feeling that he's following Billie Joe's hair updates. But David should put some gel or something because it looks kinda awful with the almost-buzz-cut-hair.
THE CRAZY BLOND ONCE AGAIN :O AND SEB'S NEW FLAT HAIRCUT (:
I just noticed that he's holding a toilet plunger?? And what's that pink thing? Doesn't look like it's part of the guitar.
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna.....
Nick Wheeler simply loves Taco. And NosyT. Turn the name around. 
“she can’t write worth a darn”
Yeah! Rock on, Stephen King!
He totally blasted that b-ee-atch money making scheme woman, Stephanie Meyer in the face to the papers. That's awesome, man. He should definitely do that more often but that would just put him down. Why would he want to be involved with some lame idiot like that?
She ought to be blasted more often so she'll get a taste from the haters instead of the many lovers. Yeah. Her stupid retarded fans are so damn obsessed with that sh-tty book that they quickly protect her by saying that Stephen King is just jealous of Edward Cullen's good looks. Oh my God. How RETARDED can her fans get, huh? They've gone like totally OFF topic. Why would he be jealous of some g-4-y like that? If he hates it, it means he doesn't like anyone in the book at all. Just like *some people* who posted comments here.
Jeez! Talk about lame-o people. And what's with those headlines saying that 'Stephanie Meyer's books increase the number of students reading' or some rubbish like that? That's because those teenage girls think those sensual moments are gonna happen to them. Am I right? No denying it, peeps. Hey. I got a question for those girls who want to be Bella Swan. Do you girls wanna have Edward's children the way Bella did? Hah. Don't tell me that you'd do anything like that for Edward because how would you like a baby to rip your stomach apart and crawl out?
Erm. Ew.
I'm sure Stephen King writes better than this lame woman. More blood and gore. I think he wrote a vampire story before as well. He's Michael Sheen's favourite writer. 
Yeah, man! Trust his taste, fans.
This Twilight craze has gone way off. New Moon, the movie isn't even out yet and it's already on the movie charts. I mean, what the hell?! That's so damn unfair. They haven't even started filming the damned movie!!! And the cast sucks. As usual. What's with Dakota Fanning being Jane?? Hell? She looks like a stupid peace maker. I can't even imagine her as Jane, the small and evil vampire who uses her power for fun and always up to no good. Lame?
Anyway. Hopefully, more people will BLAST Stephanie Meyer. Oh yes. Thank God she's stopping Midnight Sun. I had enough of her money making schemes. Now Catherine Hardick or whatever her name is, is making her OWN money machine. She's gonna write a book on how the movie was made. Oh. My. God. Which director writes about how a movie was made? Obviously this is another way of getting money. Double b-ee-atch. Catherine Whatever is such a man. She looks like a frigging man.
Oh. Another thing. Twilight soundtrack ought to be shot down. Why the f--- should it be on the music charts for the top-selling albums!? WHAT THE HELL? Stupid b-ee-atch. All the songs SUCK like crap except for Linkin Park. Paramore sucks like shiz. That woman is just like Avril Lavigne and she can't sing. Just whine like a spaz tard. Muse? They can't sing! Trust me. I watched one of their videos and they were just shouting or something like that.
Okay. 'Nuff said.
I don't wanna think about YOU!
underworld : rise of the lycans – highly recommended!
We just watched Underworld : Rise Of The Lycans. The quality wasn't the best. Half the time we were watching a black screen but at least we knew what was happening. Sorta.
I was practically itching to watch it after watching Underworld : Evolution. I don't know about you but it's great. *whispers* Greater than Twilight a.k.a wussy so-called vampire movie. It's a very, very good movie and honestly didn't expect it to be the best damn thing. Now I want a life size Lucian poster. 
We were practically shrieking and whooping at Lucian who looked seriously good in the movie. We were cheering with the Lycans too. Crazy bunch of people - that's us.
underworld poster with lucian's love interest on it!
Lucian, the powerful Lycan we all love. His bravery and willingness to receive whips for his love is touching. His screaming when Sonja was burnt to death was full of agony and pain, it nearly made me start crying. His spirit as a Lycan is unbeatable and so strong that you can't even break it. The roars as a Lycan and the orders as a human is really cool. Everyone listens to him because he's such a good leader. He keeps wanting to go back to save his love. Aww, Lucian. That's so sweet. It's a pity he didn't survive after Underworld. He's so much stronger and looks MUCH MUCH MUCH BETTER than Edward Cullen. Yeah, man! Look at the way he walks with that shirt all open. Whoo boy. What a wolf!
Sonja is as strong as Lucian. She's just like Selene - not ready to back down or give up for Lucian. Her words lash out like a whip when she's talking to anyone except Lucian. She's such a warrior but melting with love when she's with her love interest. She's so brave to tell Viktor, her father that she's pregnant. It's so in-your-face and sudden. She even faced her own death with so much bravery. You can also feel her pain when she's crying for Lucian when he got whipped. That part nearly made me cry too but I didn't. She dared to visit Lucian in his jail cell. Love is in the air, people! She doesn't even look too bad. She didn't even cry much when she was gonna die with her baby. Unlike Bella Swan the lame b-ee-atch who acted like a weak idiot throughout the half of Breaking Dawn.
the man of the hour and 32 minutes - LUCiAN (: there's a werewolf in this guy. definitely.
Viktor looks kinda scary in this movie with his bright big eyes and deathly pale white face. His voice is such a snarl whenever he talks. His face had no feeling at all when he agreed to execute his own daughter. His monstrous expression was just so crazy when he found out about Sonja and Lucian. He's really ill-mannered to just kill off people like that with that expressionless look on his face. Then he blamed Lucian for Sonja's death! What the hell?! He deserved that knife shove into his throat from Lucian. Blood poured out like a waterfall. Oops. I saw that part before having lunch.. You should watch that part. I have no idea how he lived onto Underworld but he got what he got.
It isn't exactly a love movie but the love is touching. MORE THAN TWILIGHT. They don't even need to express much and you can totally understand all their pain and stuff. The gore rocks. This movie is HIGHLY FLYING RECOMMENDED. You're not wasting your money if you go to the cinema. Worth watching. Final rating for this movie : 9/10!!!! If you're a sappy person who loved Twilight, I'm sorry but you shouldn't go watch bloody movies and go back to what you love because LUCIAN IS MIIIIIIIIINE!!! Joking.
I'm really glad the brother asked us to watch Underworld. I'm soooo lovin' it as much as McDonalds! I'm sorry I'm such a spoiler but expect the unexpected. This real vampire and werewolf movie will make you hungry for more.
TWILIGHT SUCKS LIKE CRAP AND CAN'T BEAT THIS! *flips bird*
this is why twilight sucks like hell!!!
Hey, mothers and parents, this is the reason why Twilight is a big and bad influence to your children!!!
goodbye, robert pattinson >xD that's her boyfriend so stop hoping edward and bella will be together in reality
oh, um, they just swapped smoke breath. poor kristen stewart. bella will have black lips, i guess. *shrug*
ZOMG. AND YOU CAN CALL HER A ROLE MODEL?! little smoking bee-a-tch.
no, that's not a pipe. not just any pipe or cigar. firstly, check out the two dr-U-ggies.
KRISTEN STEWART IS SMOKING W-3-E-D!!! would you wanna do that to be like her?
BEHOLD THE *KRAK*EN! check that @-5-5 out!!! HORRIBLY, AWFULLY BIG AND DISGUSTING.
How are your hearts, mummies and daddies? You can't deny it. It's here and will be here. Look closer and realise your mistakes. Kristen Stewart is not the best here as you can see so you can tell your lil' daughters to quit pretending to be her because this is what they'll become. Sure, they like it but they believe it too.
heya, robert pattinson's here! pretty "hot" here, huh?
bella swan, edward cullen, check this twilight out, robert pattinson, kristen stewart
ew. kristen's t0ot5 are so fake! look at that on top. so fake. like she has any! all equally ugly in this pic.
ugly lamo people.
The laughter has only just begun. I couldn't resist. I had to post these for you. Don't you love it, you psychopath fans?!
Don't worry. You'll love them, right?
Idiot lame people. What type of stupid fake photoshoot is that? Especially the first one. Did they stuff some coconuts in Kristen's clothes? That's so utterly fake and you can't deny it. She has nothing. Refer to the older posts, please, if you don't know. I'm sure you won't miss it since you're such a big Twilight fan. Hah.
I wouldn't wanna dress up like Kristen Stewart or Bella Swan. Haha. I also wouldn't wanna look like her. This advice is addressed to Kristen/Bella wannabes. Even to 8-year-olds or whatever! Some parents are complaining about their little angels turning into ugly ugly Bella. You won't want that to happen to you, would you, little darlings? See the results if you please. Scroll slowly and keep your fingers crossed!:
FUNNIEST PICTURE EVER. LOOK AT HER BIG W-H-*-** FACE!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
i need to find some peace
I really hope I do, next week! I didn't join some activity for sch%%l and I'm probably the only one. Oops! I can't say that I'm not afraid that I'll get called up. I am and that's a bad sign. I don't really care at some times, though. It's just some stupid activity but it's a must. Blah blah blah! Why should I join if I'm not gonna put in any effort or even go? Kick me out of sch**l, even better!!!
Everyone is a scaredy cat so they quickly join it but I didn't get to because of one thing. That really sucks. You know? I feel very left out. My fr13nds don't give a shiz and don't even try to help me do something about it even though I've mentioned it a few times and asked for their opinion. That's why I'm not made for sch@@l.
I'm really, really, really not made for sch^^l. I should've been a genius then I don't need to go through these stages of fr13ndsh1p and worries. I'm not good with fr!end5. Everywhere I sit.. it's all wrong. If I sit on the left, all heads will be turned to the right. On the right, heads will be turned to the left. Middle, heads turned either left or right. I've been through this and still going through. What the hell is wrong with me, don't fit in with anybody.
I see people chatting together and I feel like I'm a nobody. If I look down at myself, I would see a chair because I'm invisible. Haha. When they need help, it's a call for me. Nobody can have a normal, friendly conversation with me. Only for a while. It's not smooth like they have chat with others. 
They also don't believe because they always double check with the t34ch3r. Would I lie? *inside joke*
In the morning, I feel like a pinball. Everyone bumps into me and I'm being bumped from left to right. They don't even have a mouth to say, "Excuse me." People stare at me like I have a koala on my back as my backpack. What's wrong with me? I wish I could just poke their eyeballs out.
Lying down on the floor out in the open is something great. I did that and it was so beautiful. I was staring up at pretty clouds, moving very slowly with birds flying up there. Yummy. I didn't know the sky could be so beautiful!! You should try it. Now I know why it's so romantic to lie on your back in the park. It really is, very romantic, in fact. Except two stupid idiot fictional characters called Edward Cullen and Bella Swan who lie on their backs but look at each other's faces. Wasted the beautiful view..
I also realised I hate Crackface very much. The proof is in me. When I see her face, a big wave of annoyance washes over me and I ignored her once because her face was so frigging annoying. I also get pissed when she starts laughing like a stupid g-4-y idiot. It's just so wu55y. She's a very secretive, two-faced, leech idiot. When she needs me, she sticks to me. When she wants to make me jealous by showing off her friends, she has a smirk pasted across her face. Yes, I can ditch her but I need some info for now..
Not to mention, I can't wait for tomorrow! Why? Because I'm praying hard that Newt will have his Takamine guitar there. Ooooh! Makes me wanna drool thinking of it. "It's so pretty," said Seb. Haha. Cute! Takamine guitars, old or not, are delicious! I really hope his wife is there because it raaawks. I wanna hear that yummy melodious sound coming out from that glorious soundhole while I strum the smooth and lovely metal strings and hope there are no dead strings.
How do you slant your fingers? I'm a true blue noob at that but I'm good about the other things like tuning.. blah blah. Maybe I should start writing songs like Chuck since I suck. Putting myself down is a good thing. Why? Because when if I get better, I'll feel professional! Oops! The horn came out too loudly from that trumpet. Nah. I wouldn't be like that. I just hope I'll improve and seriously put in more effort like Dad said. I don't give a crap about practicing now.. 
Bad habit to fix.
Haha. I nearly fell asleep while writing this so I'll just end it here. Love, the school reject.
robert pattinson aka edward cullen and kristen stewart aka bella swan = twilight tards
a person on another person's back means what..?
EW. how can people say she looks like keira knightley here?! she DOES NOT. she's uglier.
nothing is coming out, no matter how she's squeezing her arms together
hah. not so twilight-ish and beautiful in this picture. kristen is bald while robert looks like he's in labour/crazy idiot.
gosh. i think ne-yo did a better job in his video, because of you. watch it and you'll see something like that in the video.
ew, is she wearing anything inside?
omg! this looks WRONG!!! - kristen threatening to lift her skirt up with robert's head there. double sweat.
look at the loser face. ew. is she wearing her br# outside with a skirt below it? triple LOL.
another 5-l-u-t-t-y pose from your favourite b-ee-ETCH.
she puts her hand there to attract attention. geddit? look, mama~ she's wearing metal boots.
"So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned you're
Just another picture to burn"
twilight makes the shiz swirl round in the toilet bowl
Definitely does.
I've been going round, checking out fan sites, doing a survey. It seems like the world has gone psychotic because half the world loves it and that seriously sucks. Go, haters!
These people have gone really mad. Firstly, the fans photoshop their own pictures just to put their freaking face under Edward's head in that Twilight poster thing. Secondly, they take pictures of themselves at the movie poster like they've never seen one and I don't see anything special in that because it's just a picture printed out on a piece of cardboard. Thirdly, they find this cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen and they're all over it to take picture and pretend they're in a fantasy. Yeah. Right. Like that piece of cardboard is even REAL. Your friends won't be that retarded to believe that's really Robert Pattinson. Fourthly, they camwhore themselves holding a piece of paper with Edward's face or whatever.
Oh my God. That's so freaking obsessive. Crazy idiots who believe they're gonna marry Edward or some vampire and live together forever. How old are these people, anyway? Even if you say "a girl can dream", you're dreaming way too far, okay? This won't even happen to you so why are you believing it? These psychopaths are so in to this "Edward, I want to marry you" thing until they forget that it's just a fictional thing!
These fans can also get abusive just because of a small thing. Just because Robert did something with someone, meaning they have to hate that person he was with even if you liked them?! This is just RIDICULOUS. They also state that they feel murderous. Example, this picture :
Yup. This picture. They hate Tyra Banks just because Robert did this to her. What does that even mean? Not like they're getting married. All these stupid fans keep moaning about how they wish they're Kristen or Tyra. They also called Tyra a b**** because of this picture. So what? It's not even her fault. They scream in chatboxes or on forums that Robert can bite them all they want. Oh my God. Talk about craziness.
Like I said many times that Stephanie Meyer is a stupid idiot to write such a book like that because she's turning all these followers into zombies! They hate who they like because that person they like got a chance to be with ROBERT PATTINSON. This is just a freaking money making scheme, spoiling teenage minds and making crazy obsessed people. Meyer is the one that everyone ought to call b****. Don't bother to bite back because I know you've already become one of her followers and she's your goddess.
Speaking of money making scheme.Which movie does so many photoshoots to appear on Vanity Fair or Seventeen or whatever teenage fictional movie magazine? Yeah, that's what I mean. I mean, who does all that? Maybe just a few but not until they have a photoshoot for Twilight fashion or whatever it is.
This isn't right. Meyer should never have made this book into a movie. It's spoiling everyone's impressions. Why doesn't she keep this book a low profile? Because she hasn't gotten enough of money flowing into her freakin' pocket! She's not only creating monsters, she's endangering the actors and actresses lives. The fans are crazy and will do anything just for Robert to bite them, marry them, love them, kiss them, hug them and do whatever with them. Not that I really care but it's true if you have common sense. What if when they have a premiere for New Moon and Robert Pattinson is standing somewhere without whatever it is? Crazy girl fans will come running, some might even trip, start a stampede and goodbye to those people who fell.
The fans don't care. They'd do anything, just anything, even their lives to be with Edward Cullen, the most beautiful male vampire in the whole world who doesn't even exist on Earth and in the end, it's just wasting their craziness and giving false hope to stupid teenagers and even mothers who have "fallen deeply in love with Edward Cullen", their new hero.
Honestly. It's too late so why am I talking so much? What's done is done. The craze will never die down and accidents can happen. In the end, this all leads back to Stephanie Meyer, the woman with her money making scheme. No wonder her smile is so wide, it can't even fit her fat face. B-ee-atch!
twilight, i hope you hang yourself with your robert pattinson’s noose
who does she think she is? ugly piece of crap. she looks TOOTHLESS. ROFL! hee-lare-ree-us.
look at that ugly pyjamas dress she's wearing. consider wearing some push ups because she looks like a ghost. not vampire, sorry. (:
ugly lame-o loser face for you. casual? yeah, right. she's creating a bunch of losers who think she's some God and great role model. huh. i'll show you role model then.
ZOMG, ghost! ghost! look at that! a DRESS with FISHNETS (h-0-0-k-3-r) with SNEAKERS. THAT'S SO LAME AND UGLY.
ew. did she go for plastic surgery? she forgot the sneakers. HAHA. lame.
more and more flesh coming out. HAHAHA. HOHOHO. pathetic face. the way she dresses after becoming an ol' 5-l-u-t.
jumping tards. kristen jumps so that her t-0-0-t-5 will fly up. robert should quit acting like a lame b-ee-atch.
another dead pose. totally uncool! not even like models. looks like a hairy beggar and a dead b-ee-atch.
another ROFL pose. she looks like an ugly el-cheapo cheap tard. ugly face. LOL LOL!
utterly un-gorgeous picture of her ugly face with nothing down there. if people call this freaking hot, katy perry is smokingsuperfryingFRIGGINGgorgeoushot babe.
Um, oh yeah, that Bella and Edward 4ever lamo, you can just take a shot gun and point it at your head, press the trigger. Done. Thank you very much.
Please read my captions and posts properly before you start vomitting whatever you wanna say about your stupid favourite shiz. I DID NOT say anything about sparkling skin. Maybe you got my blog mixed up with others that you were **tching at. Please refer back to that post and see that you are W-R-O-N-G. Thank you for your cooperation.
PS : Bella is a fugly b**ch. HAHAHAHA!
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