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6Feb/09Off

“she can’t write worth a darn”

Yeah! Rock on, Stephen King!

He totally blasted that b-ee-atch money making scheme woman, Stephanie Meyer in the face to the papers. That's awesome, man. He should definitely do that more often but that would just put him down. Why would he want to be involved with some lame idiot like that?

She ought to be blasted more often so she'll get a taste from the haters instead of the many lovers. Yeah. Her stupid retarded fans are so damn obsessed with that sh-tty book that they quickly protect her by saying that Stephen King is just jealous of Edward Cullen's good looks. Oh my God. How RETARDED can her fans get, huh? They've gone like totally OFF topic. Why would he be jealous of some g-4-y like that? If he hates it, it means he doesn't like anyone in the book at all. Just like *some people* who posted comments here.

Jeez! Talk about lame-o people. And what's with those headlines saying that 'Stephanie Meyer's books increase the number of students reading' or some rubbish like that? That's because those teenage girls think those sensual moments are gonna happen to them. Am I right? No denying it, peeps. Hey. I got a question for those girls who want to be Bella Swan. Do you girls wanna have Edward's children the way Bella did? Hah. Don't tell me that you'd do anything like that for Edward because how would you like a baby to rip your stomach apart and crawl out?

Erm. Ew.

I'm sure Stephen King writes better than this lame woman. More blood and gore. I think he wrote a vampire story before as well. He's Michael Sheen's favourite writer. Yeah, man! Trust his taste, fans.

This Twilight craze has gone way off. New Moon, the movie isn't even out yet and it's already on the movie charts. I mean, what the hell?! That's so damn unfair. They haven't even started filming the damned movie!!! And the cast sucks. As usual. What's with Dakota Fanning being Jane?? Hell? She looks like a stupid peace maker. I can't even imagine her as Jane, the small and evil vampire who uses her power for fun and always up to no good. Lame?

Anyway. Hopefully, more people will BLAST Stephanie Meyer. Oh yes. Thank God she's stopping Midnight Sun. I had enough of her money making schemes. Now Catherine Hardick or whatever her name is, is making her OWN money machine. She's gonna write a book on how the movie was made. Oh. My. God. Which director writes about how a movie was made? Obviously this is another way of getting money. Double b-ee-atch. Catherine Whatever is such a man. She looks like a frigging man.

Oh. Another thing. Twilight soundtrack ought to be shot down. Why the f--- should it be on the music charts for the top-selling albums!? WHAT THE HELL? Stupid b-ee-atch. All the songs SUCK like crap except for Linkin Park. Paramore sucks like shiz. That woman is just like Avril Lavigne and she can't sing. Just whine like a spaz tard. Muse? They can't sing! Trust me. I watched one of their videos and they were just shouting or something like that.

Okay. 'Nuff said.

I don't wanna think about YOU!

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21Dec/08Off

their hearts are breaking in front of me

Hmm.. here are a few lousy male singers I would like to tell you about. Here goes nothing!

Jonas Brothers
Vocals : "Great voices" Wimpy, soft and women-like voices.
Looks : *cough, cough* "OMG, SO HOT!" Seriously. Gag me. The sideburns and looks are totally disgusting. I don't know what you girls see in them.
Videos : "So cute in the video" Ridiculous, meaningless videos. Love to blow their own trumpets like becoming James Bond or something crap like that.
Popularity : They got famous because they have that Camp Rock thing on Disney Channel and they're so-called cute.
Overall : Not as hot as you think. What's so great about guys who sing like girls? I don't know how girls can become obsessed about people like that. Anyone need thicker glasses for a better look?

Jason Mraz
Vocals : Can you even count that as a voice?
Looks : Definitely for my your eyes. What's with the stupid hat on his head?
Videos : One word - retarded.
Popularity : Just because he sang that I'm Yours song and all the music channels are playing it? He acted like an idiot in that video. Puh-lease. Not very popular, weirdly.
Overall : Who does he think he is? Michael Buble's clone? Don't sing if you can't.

David Archuleta
Vocals : Could you turn up the volume??
Looks : Excuse me. *puke*
Videos : What the hell..... singing in some cherry farm or something?
Popularity : Because of the radio and TV for playing that song, Crush.
Overall : He can't sing. So what if he can play the piano? And less close ups on his face in his videos, please.

John Legend
Vocals : HE CAN'T SING FOR PEANUTS!!!
Looks : Not attractive, at all.
Videos : Stupid and retarded like I probably said or forgot to say in my older posts.
Popularity : No idea. I don't think anyone would listen to his songs.
Overall : You call that soul singing? Partying, dancing with women is called soul singing? Haha! This is funny.

Lil Wayne
Vocals : Fake, 'ngi-ngi-ngi' voice.
Looks : A face full of tattoos?
Videos : Freaking idiotic!!
Popularity : Oh, the Lollipop song. Eww. And he won eight nominations because of that and his other stupid songs?
Overall : I also don't know why everyone practically loves listening to Lollipop. That is the stupidest song I've ever heard of. Is our world having a shortage of hearing aids?

Metro Station
Vocals : Ha ha ha ha.. THEY (@&$(@$)@ CAN'T SING.
Looks : Oh my God. GAYS!!!
Videos : Retarded, stupid, disgusting, idiotic!
Popularity : All because of the stupid Shake It song? That songs sucks like shiz.
Overall : They suck and they're freaking gays!!! Just because that Miley Cyrus's brother is there, everyone loves it. I think I'm gonna be sick.

Coldplay
Vocals : Weird, hollow voice.
Looks : He he he. Good looking? Cute? Hot? Er, none of the above.
Videos : They think they're making a comedy. Doing idiotic stuff.
Popularity : The Viva La Vida song. Trombone starting rocks? No thanks.
Overall : They shouldn't force themselves to sing. They're sadistic - Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends.

The Fray
Vocals : Definitely can't sing. Wimps.
Looks : I can't even look at his face without feeling like I wanna hurl.
Videos : SADISTIC AND EMO.
Popularity : Most likely that How To Save A Life song which has a meaning but is shizzy.
Overall : They are stupid sadistic people who can't sing. Making that blood face and crying people video. Emo tards.

Goo Goo Dolls
Vocals : Can't sing for anything.
Looks : *GAG*
Videos : Lame.
Popularity : Probably because of the Iris song.
Overall : They are definitely gay. I nearly puked when I watched Iris video. Thank God I didn't watch everything. Too much lipstick. Are they even qualified as men?

Daughtry
Vocals : At some points, sounds like crying and at other points, shizzy.
Looks : Balding, I mean, bald. Half the band is bald.
Videos : Meaningless and emo. Most of their videos are slideshows.
Popularity : Because of their so-called charity and caring songs like What About Now.
Overall : American Idol drop out. They actually have an album for no reason. Almost every song is a single.

End of story. XOXO, peeps! <3

PS: You can't even count them as musicians or singers.

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21Dec/08Off

you don’t cry, you don’t care

Does good music even exist anymore in this century?

All they have now is rubbishy trashy music which doesn't even need to be heard fully to know that the quality is rubbish.

Like who?

Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Pink, Leona Lewis, Ali Lohan, Jordin Sparks, Lady Gaga, Vanessa Hudgens, Mariah Carey, Demi Lovato, Danity Kane.. blah blah blah so many others to list out.

Especially Miley.

Does she even deserve to be on the world's top most influential women of 2008?

NO.

Singer? Oh yeah, right. Like she can even sing? The way she talks is masculine so tell me how she can sing? Her songs are basically trash. She takes someone else's tune and fits in her own lyrics as do most of the new singers.

Songwriter? I'm sure. If you can write peanuts, I'll give you a prize. Just because her dad was a rock star, she has to be one. If you ain't got the talent, then go home please. Stop putting on a show just to impress people and show that you're a true daddy's girl.

Actress? Hmm.. I should be given my own TV show then.

Fashion designer? Please. All she has to do is pay someone to design then paste her own name on the clothes. No work done.

And oh, she wants to write a book now. Some multi-talented girl, isn't she?

She's pathetic if you ask me. Suddenly she's some great person whom everyone loves. I have seriously no idea why. And her lovely almost naked photoshoot. Influential, huh? And when you google her name, you can see her webcam pics of her lifting up her shirt to show her boobs. You don't have to take off all your clothes to be a celebrity, you know. And how old is she again? Oh. Yeah. Sixteen.

Taylor Swift. Country princess, right? Yeaaah. She's such a bitter person. Why does she need to blab out how long her phone call with one of the Jonas Brothers was during an interview? To get some sympathy that he was breaking up with her and she doesn't like it? It's your own personal life and I don't think everyone was impressed with her sob story. What did she think was gonna happen? Everyone would boo her ex and think she's a hero? Very touching story there. Clap clap.

Where did all the REAL influential people go?

Honestly, the media is really pushing these phonies up so high that their heads are so swollen, I bet if you used a hammer to hit it, it wouldn't even go down.

Pink. Um.. is it just me or has she turned into a man? She is so sick. Period. If you actually watched her videos or listened to her songs, you would know.

Leona Lewis. Someone told me that her songs are amazing. Are they really? All I can hear is someone screeching at a terrible volume and it doesn't even sound like opera.. New genre perhaps?

Lady Gaga is such a fake. Really. She uses the synthesizer so that her voice evens out and her songs are actually digestable. For live shows, she just lip synchs and she's quite terrible at it. No matter how the mic is positioned over her mouth, you can totally see that she's faking it. Her voice can't pitch in reality.

Mariah Carey. Where should I start with her? I can't believe she is still around after all these years. Can breathing into a mic actually be called singing? That defies all purpose of being on stage and making music. She's still in business because of those pieces of cloth she wears which she considers are articles of clothing. In her videos, all I can really see is her chest, sticking out of skin tight dresses or bikinis.

Vanessa Hudgens.. Oh God, I feel sorry for her. Her skin is honestly thicker than a tree bark.

Oh well. These are just my very honest opinions of lousy singers these days so I really can't help you if you think they are one hell of an amazing person.