Spuddy Buddies

forcing laughter, faking smiles

Caution : Cheesy wannabe talk coming up!

I never thought I'd want a pair of Taylor Swift glasses. They're so huge and nerdy and they cover half her cheeks. Yet they look so good. I don't know if they'll look good on me. They obviously look good on her because she's blond, pretty and tall and blah blah blah. But I won't let that stop me. Ugly is the new pretty.

There's this girl in another class who wears huge glasses like these. She looks ridiculous in them but I don't mind looking ridiculous because hipster glasses are the it-thing now and I look pretty horrible already in my current glasses. I overheard my ex-best friend or ex-friend say that everyone started to copy that girl with the huge glasses after that. Now that I'm going to get a pair, she's probably gonna say that I'm copying the new trend or whatever.

Who cares? If she confronts me or if I overhear her talking about me, I'm just gonna say, "I didn't know that a girl from this small town could inspire everyone to wear those glasses worldwide, honey." Don't tell me that Taylor Swift or Justin Timberlake started wearing those glasses because of a girl over here??

Jeez, the things people say nowadays. In fact, the first time I saw those hipster glasses, they were on Gabe Saporta's (Cobra Starship frontman) face! And that was waaay before that girl even wore them. Good Girls Go Bad video don't ring a bell?

Here I come, hipster glasses!!

"I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey." -Taylor Swift, Better Than Revenge