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And I ain’t never met nobody better-er

I'm a grapefruit.

I thought of it while I was in the bathroom.

A grapefruit eaten just like that is equivalent to my cynicism. And I tell you my cynicism is so bad, my friends give me WTF looks and think I'm mean. Oops, didn't mean to let it out. If you've been eating grapefruit without adding anything, you're missing out on the sweeter side of it. But there are some good sides to the sourish taste.

A grapefruit peppered with sugar is equivalent to my niceness. And when I'm nice, I'm really nice. Have you ever eaten a grapefruit with sugar sprinkled on top? Well, it explodes with sweetness and tastes heavenly.

So it all depends on whether you want to eat the grapefruit with or without sugar. Personally

Cool metaphor, eh?

Thought so too.

P.S: I know now there are hybrid grapefruits which are sweeter but if you've eaten the regular sourish one, you know what I'm talking about.

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