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An Interview with Johnny Depp.

Though Johnny tends to stutter a little, his answers are practical and he doesn't make unnecessary jokes. He's also always happy to talk about his family and you can see that that's what's most important to him. This is an example of a relaxed and confident manner. He doesn't, like, hunch over and laugh to himself before giving a silly answer.

Interview with Robert Pattinson.

Why the hell is Robert always acting like a wussy? His jokes are lame (no one else is laughing but himself), his behavior is close to vomit-inducing so why are all the girls after him? And he's always got the hand-through-hair thing going on which is so over because it's not cute and there isn't any hair that his hand is running through. Oh, have I mentioned that he doesn't look anyone in the eye when he's talking. Check out the Jimmy Kimmel interview. He's like hunched over, mumbling and everything. So.. unprofessional.

What do you say? Johnny Depp or Robert Pattinson?

I'm not even saying that Johnny Depp is handsome but he's waaaaay better than Robert Pattinson. Johnny is waaaaay cleverer than Robert though. Johnny really acts out his part and that is all the credit he needs to be given because isn't that what acting is all about? If putting your heart and soul into becoming your character and actually being good at it is not what it takes to be an actor, then we can all be actors and actresses.

Not being biased but I still go with Johnny Depp no matter what day or time or year. You can even give me George Clooney or Matt Damon any day. Robert sucks and he doesn't deserve any award that has to do with looks or achievement. His performance in New Moon sucked balls so if he wants to keep his acting career afloat after the Twilight craze has died down, he's gotta work his ass off and stop acting like a ninny.

Oh, and Johnny has got more style. Robert's closet is lame.

Peace.

You guys who are so full of Robert, can just stick to that boring piece of I don't even know what to call him.

P.S: DON'T watch New Moon in the cinemas if you know what's good for your wallet. Even if your girlfriend drags you to the cinema, PROTEST. It's not worth wasting 10 bucks and popcorn on. You'll probably just vomit into your popcorn because of the horrible shit acting and cranky, corny script. 1 out of 10 ratings from people all over. This is how you know it's rubbish which you can chuck into your storeroom and never look at it again.

P.S.S: Johnny looks young for his age. Robert looks older than his age.

P.S.S.S: Pirates 4?!? Heehee.

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