Spuddy Buddies

you can’t save me, i’m stuck in hell and i wanna go home

If I was Ghostrider, my head would burst into flames. If I was Lucian, I would turn into a Lycan. Definitely.

Obviously, I'm not made for sch##l. Why? Because I dislike the faces I see five days a week and I'm born to hate it unlike those stupid sch##l lovers. I seriously need help. Big time! I can't wait for this year to end. The title says it all though.

Oh my God. There's this frigging stalker girl who sits next to me and she's really scary in a stalker way.

She's this nerdy girl with a square haircut. She doesn't speak to anyone unless spoken to. She admits that she doesn't like to mix with boys. She's kinda, um, not so smart so I don't know how she got here. She believes in the truth and has to do everything right. Perfectionist or something like that.

Okay. So here's how the story of my life goes.

One. Today, I picked up my book to do my homework and stuff. Suddenly, a hand reaches out and snatches the book from my hand without saying a damn thing! I felt frigging pissed so I was like WTF to her. I was like, "WHY THE HELL DID YOU TAKE MY BOOK LIKE THAT SUDDENLY?" I practically barked that out. Her freaking skin is so f***ing THICK!!! She didn't even apologise and just gave a stupid excuse. I would've punched her face in if there wasn't a teacher there. And she did that a few times.

Two. She appears everywhere. I was doing homework with Crackface and suddenly she pops out like snapping your fingers. She stood beside me like she was my father or something and watched me do my homework! OH MY GOD! She's agressive. Another time later, she peeked over my shoulder and watched me like it was an everyday thing to watch people like that. It's so b*tchly rude.

Three. I asked her to help me to bring my books to the library or wherever that was because I had to get something. When I came back, I thanked God that the classroom wasn't closed yet because my books were still inside!!! Mind you, she agreed in words. Not sign language or foreign language. In English. She just walked with an air of confidence and ignored me. Hello?!? B-ee-atch! I would've made sure that she went home with a purple eye if the classroom was closed. Damned idiot.

She's frigging creepy and freaky. Even Crackface agrees! God... if she really wants a taste of my anger, she's welcome to come try me. I'm quite well-knowned for my flaming anger. Not that famous but still. Crackface knows it's smart not to set it off because I've given her a few tastes.

I'm not bad tempered. The fire goes off quickly but definitely slower than how fast it spreads. My scowl is venomous and unnoticable but it'll burn holes in you. Betch, you're up for hot water!