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underworld – so much better than twilight

Now, this is a vampire movie you would like to watch! The title says it all.

Blood, gore, unmushy love, violence. That's what I wanna see in a vampire movie. That's what fits the description of a vampire and a movie. That's something someone would enjoy watch instead of a bunch of wussy vampires who go to school with a bunch of mortals and eventually start mushy love with one of them.

Selene, the main female character is a strong vampire warrior who isn't ready to back down or give in easily unlike Bella Swan slash swine brainless b***h. She fights for what she wants and brings back proof when it's needed. She doesn't get too mushy with Michael, her love interest except in the second movie, Underworld : Evolution. She doesn't even need to tell him that she loves him every minute unlike Bella who tells Edward how much she loves him like a stupid whiny idiot. She also plays it cool by threatening people calmly. UNLIKE Bella who can't stand on her own feet at all.

I'm sorry to say Michael Corvin is a really weak character in both movies. He keeps fainting and doesn't even try to save himself. He couldn't even bring himself to drink blood so he had to go to the restaurant to eat fish and chips. Being a hybrid, when he transforms, he isn't attractive at all with that green blue Hulk skin with dead black eyes. He isn't hot at all.

Lucian is wawawiwa. A million times hotter than Edward Cullen. Definitely. Even though his forehead is too wide, he's a great character. He leads the Lycans in such a cool way and just barks (not the dog way) like that and he has everyone scrambling to their feet already. The way his eyes turn all blue is so cool! And he doesn't hesitate to start feeding.

Viktor, one of the oldest vampires and Alexander Corvinus' son played by Bill Nighy a.k.a Davy Jones! His voice is the blast. It's so funny and you can't be fooled. Big trademark voice that no one can ever copy. Sadly, he's even uglier in this movie.

The vampires in this movie look real! They have fangs unlike the characters in Twilight who so-called rip heads off. Vampires also don't have stupid "SUPER POWERS". They can't tell the future or read minds or calm people because that would be unfair to other vampires. It's a fair-fair thing. I also don't think that they have stone cold hard skin from what I see. Vampires die. They don't live for eternity. They drink blood not become "vegetarians" and suddenly drink animal blood. The only animal blood they drink belong to the wolves. They don't mix with human beings or go to school with them.

That's all I have to say. I can't wait to watch the third sequel. Final rating for Underworld and Underworld : Evolution : 8/10. Much hotter and violent than Twilight! ROCK ON!