Spuddy Buddies

i’m addicted to YOU!

I found this on one of the SP fansites and started laughing by myself! It's so true!

You are obsessed, if...

1. Your teacher knows the name of your favourite member..
2. Your friends call you "SP's girl".
3. Time for learning changes to the time for singing SP songs. (YEAH MAN!)
4. Your parents are worried.
5. When you meet a boy/girl, they will be gone in a seconds if they insult SP. (oops.)
6. You'd give up a year of your life just to go on tour with them. (duh. can't wait.)
7. You sit and look into the eyes of Pierre, David, Seb, Chuck and Jeff and you look so long, until you loose the focus. (yes, I probably do that now and then when Taco is showing me some pictures (: )
8. Your hobbies are Simple Plan. (uh huh)
9. You'd risk your life, if you'd have to face anybody, who'd say anything bad against SP. (wahahaha!)
10. You go nuts, if you hear SP in the radio. (TOTALLY. WE DO THAT ALL THE TIME)
11. You'd kill anybody, who'd tell you to cope with the fact, that you'll never date them and they will never marry you. (not just kill.. (:< . joking! )
12. You always think about what are they doing in this very moment. (i do that most of the time)
13. You speak only in quotes from SP's songs. (yes. duh. it's so true)
14. You have to remind people, that you saw them on Warped Tour, whenever anybody talks about them.
15. You spend a lot of time thinking about them, you have strange dreams about them, which refer to your accident on a playground when you were 5.
16. You forget the colour of the walls in your room, because they are covered in SP posters.
17. You'd get angry at anybody, who'd claim, that he/she loves them more than you do. (i think that's Taco..)
18. Your friends know you as a SP fanatic.
19. You know the lyrics of all their songs. (i think and hope so.)
20. You get into a really bad mood, if you don't listen to them for few hours.
21. You listen to their CD every morning, because it helps you to go through the whole day. (yeaaaaaaah)
22. You got the respect for a pink eyeliner.
23. Your family knows the name and age of each member of SP. (let's change family to Mom, shall we?)
24. You spend money for a magazine, where is only a little picture of them.
25. Your best friend loves SP, too (but not as much as you do) (*snickers*)
26. You swear that your favourite member is your best friend! (XOXO)
27. You won't have a shower at least for a week after a SP concert, just because Jeff has touched you hand.
28. You've learned how to write "MARRY ME, SEB" in french. (it won't be soon before long!)
29. You'd do anything for them. (maybe)
30. You have plans for your and HIS wedding.
31. Of course you also know everything about Pierre's mum.
32. You are not obsessed... you are in love!!! (YES, WE ARE!!!)
33. You know how to say their names with a typical french accent. (haha. great. we do.)
34. You sit down and read the reasons, why are you obsessed. (just did.)

That was seriously crazy. Time to express some love. But.. how?

Sing any of Simple Plan's songs every evening ! (yay!)
Make yourself the same haircut as David has! (i can't. sadly.)
Call your local radio and ask for a Simple Plan song !!! And don't forget to say your name!!! (aw.)
Go for a walk every day and put a slip of paper on your back, saying "Addicted to SIMPLE PLAn" and put other one on your tummy!! ( xP )
Talk to anybody about SP! Doesn't matter, if you don't know them. Talk to them for ages, till they get bored! (no way. not sharing.)
At night, when your parents are asleep, type "Simple Plan" on their forehead and if they'll see you, go back to your bedroom and in the morning, if they'll ask you about it, say, that you are sleepwalking. (LOL!)
Show "Perfect" to your parents! (i should.)
Type in every book "Simple Plan is my life 4ever!" (that's psychotic.)
Decorate your computer with pictures of SP, with songs, articles etc.! (i will! don't worry.)
Shout "I love Simple Plan" anytime you go somewhere!! (the guards will come then..)
On a music festival sing with your friend some song by Simple Plan! (my friend?! NO WAY.)
Change on all the computers in your school to have a Simple Plan wallpaper! (ROFL)

Your what-to-do list. What to do if you have nothing to do.

1. Make yourself a new haircut a là David. (that'd take years.)
2. Claim, that you are Jeff's beloved child. Cry, if other people won't believe you. (HAHAHA!!! I LAUGHED LIKE SHIZ.)
3. Behave childish on the chat: "I totally LOOOVEEE Pierre and Dave David! And I madly love Simple Plann!!!“ And wait for nasty answers, you'll get. (goodie.)
4. Search "Simple Plan" on Ebay. Check out, what strange stuff can you find... (too lazy.)
5. Remember each of their songs and make a show every night in your living room. (right.)
6. Draw a picture of Seb and carry it anywhere you go, kiss him and call him your "baby". And make people apologize, if they offend you or him. (TRIPLE ROFL!!! THIS IS FRIGGING FUNNY.)
7. Make up your own lyrics for SP songs. (sometimes I do. rarely.)
8. Watch, how many people will believe you, if you start to claim, that you know the guys personally and that Chuck is your lover. (um, no thanks, really.)
9. Watch "Simple Plan" (a movie) at least 22 times. (i don't have the DVD and i'll bet it's boring. )
10. Make your younger sibling with black hair to make a mohawk and to put a lot of pink eyeliner and call him David all the time. (yeah... RIGHT.)
11. Spend one hour planning ways to meet them. (I should start doing this.)
12. Spend hours driving a car, just to sight them. (I can't. *squeak squeak*)
13. Go to the town center, holding a big transparent: „SP IS MY ROLE MODEL!“ (i'll get shot down.)
14. Join an msn group "AvrilAndBritneyAreTheBest" under the name "Simple Plan" and watch, what kind of e-mails will you get..! (hohoho. i don't think so.)
15. Learn how to speak french-canadian. (i would if they teach real french-canadian instead of just plain french.)
16. Look for the "Yellow pages" of Montreal and try to find them. (no waaaaay. they won't be there!)

Don't forget to do all these, fans. And vote for No Love!