Spuddy Buddies

a person on another person's back means what..?

EW. how can people say she looks like keira knightley here?! she DOES NOT. she's uglier.

nothing is coming out, no matter how she's squeezing her arms together

hah. not so twilight-ish and beautiful in this picture. kristen is bald while robert looks like he's in labour/crazy idiot.

gosh. i think ne-yo did a better job in his video, because of you. watch it and you'll see something like that in the video.

ew, is she wearing anything inside?

omg! this looks WRONG!!! - kristen threatening to lift her skirt up with robert's head there. double sweat.

look at the loser face. ew. is she wearing her br# outside with a skirt below it? triple LOL.

another 5-l-u-t-t-y pose from your favourite b-ee-ETCH.

she puts her hand there to attract attention. geddit? look, mama~ she's wearing metal boots.