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twilight makes the shiz swirl round in the toilet bowl

Definitely does.

I've been going round, checking out fan sites, doing a survey. It seems like the world has gone psychotic because half the world loves it and that seriously sucks. Go, haters!

These people have gone really mad. Firstly, the fans photoshop their own pictures just to put their freaking face under Edward's head in that Twilight poster thing. Secondly, they take pictures of themselves at the movie poster like they've never seen one and I don't see anything special in that because it's just a picture printed out on a piece of cardboard. Thirdly, they find this cardboard cut out of Edward Cullen and they're all over it to take picture and pretend they're in a fantasy. Yeah. Right. Like that piece of cardboard is even REAL. Your friends won't be that retarded to believe that's really Robert Pattinson. Fourthly, they camwhore themselves holding a piece of paper with Edward's face or whatever.

Oh my God. That's so freaking obsessive. Crazy idiots who believe they're gonna marry Edward or some vampire and live together forever. How old are these people, anyway? Even if you say "a girl can dream", you're dreaming way too far, okay? This won't even happen to you so why are you believing it? These psychopaths are so in to this "Edward, I want to marry you" thing until they forget that it's just a fictional thing!

These fans can also get abusive just because of a small thing. Just because Robert did something with someone, meaning they have to hate that person he was with even if you liked them?! This is just RIDICULOUS. They also state that they feel murderous. Example, this picture :

Yup. This picture. They hate Tyra Banks just because Robert did this to her. What does that even mean? Not like they're getting married. All these stupid fans keep moaning about how they wish they're Kristen or Tyra. They also called Tyra a b**** because of this picture. So what? It's not even her fault. They scream in chatboxes or on forums that Robert can bite them all they want. Oh my God. Talk about craziness.

Like I said many times that Stephanie Meyer is a stupid idiot to write such a book like that because she's turning all these followers into zombies! They hate who they like because that person they like got a chance to be with ROBERT PATTINSON. This is just a freaking money making scheme, spoiling teenage minds and making crazy obsessed people. Meyer is the one that everyone ought to call b****. Don't bother to bite back because I know you've already become one of her followers and she's your goddess.

Speaking of money making scheme.Which movie does so many photoshoots to appear on Vanity Fair or Seventeen or whatever teenage fictional movie magazine? Yeah, that's what I mean. I mean, who does all that? Maybe just a few but not until they have a photoshoot for Twilight fashion or whatever it is.

This isn't right. Meyer should never have made this book into a movie. It's spoiling everyone's impressions. Why doesn't she keep this book a low profile? Because she hasn't gotten enough of money flowing into her freakin' pocket! She's not only creating monsters, she's endangering the actors and actresses lives. The fans are crazy and will do anything just for Robert to bite them, marry them, love them, kiss them, hug them and do whatever with them. Not that I really care but it's true if you have common sense. What if when they have a premiere for New Moon and Robert Pattinson is standing somewhere without whatever it is? Crazy girl fans will come running, some might even trip, start a stampede and goodbye to those people who fell.

The fans don't care. They'd do anything, just anything, even their lives to be with Edward Cullen, the most beautiful male vampire in the whole world who doesn't even exist on Earth and in the end, it's just wasting their craziness and giving false hope to stupid teenagers and even mothers who have "fallen deeply in love with Edward Cullen", their new hero.

Honestly. It's too late so why am I talking so much? What's done is done. The craze will never die down and accidents can happen. In the end, this all leads back to Stephanie Meyer, the woman with her money making scheme. No wonder her smile is so wide, it can't even fit her fat face. B-ee-atch!