but in reality to whom does this stuff belong?

12Jan/09Off

but in reality to whom does this stuff belong?

Today was a boring day.

Momma just told me that I've been snoring almost every night. OF COURSE!! SCH^^L IS DROWNING ME! I'm so depressed. Homework is crushing me. Heavy sigh from me.

Okay, I can't believe I don't have the time for anything much now. I'm gonna hurl myself from a cliff if homework and teacher stress piles up. If sch%%l is really called the best years of life, I'd rather not live them. Fast forward please.

Um. Other than not so delightful sch@@l, I met this guy geek today and boy, he sure had a mouth. He was overly friendly and that weirded me out. Suddenly he asked me for my name and then went, "You can just call me Jeff." Right, Jeff. JEFF STINCO. AHAHAHAH! Okay, being mean again. No offence to Jeff Stinco. Anyway, if next week he starts jabbering away as if we've known each other for years, I'm gonna stuff the cork into his mouth and say, "Screw it." I might but that's unlikely. Hardly anyone guys are ever that chatty to me so even though it was soooooooo weird, I found him weird and nice enough to talk to me.

I don't know why.. but I scare guys. I'm not exactly lesbian or tomboy or masculine. I like being a girl most of the time and I enjoy admiring and sometimes wearing heels and gossiping with friends. I don't beat guys up regularly or go all buddy-buddy with guys like slapping them on the back or anything like that but they seem to keep a distance. I can't say I'm that ugly or pretty or super hot or sexy or anything. I'm just normal.

Or it's probably because after they see me unleash the not so timid side of myself, they all tend to cower. I never said I never bullied a guy,okay? Even the other brother is afraid of me. Why? Because I'm the only girl who can bully him by lashing out a few not so tactful words that no girl would ever dare to say. Respect a woman, dudes. Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn. Remember that, guys. But I can be very nice if you are nice.

Whateverrrrr.

Now. Happy time. Wait.

CHERUB is a very unrealistic story. Not even a fantasy. It's lame. I mean, every other chapter you go, "OH, RIGHT. AS IF 12 YEAR OLDS CAN DO THAT." I'm very sorry to say that I don't really get or like the British slangs or jokes. Sorry, don't mean to say it as a bad thing. And how come they're always fighting?! Fighting leads to extreme violence which also leads to death. BAD. And how come they make out and have girlfriends/boyfriends when they are only 12? Illogical and utterly retarded and fake.