Spuddy Buddies

their hearts are breaking in front of me

Hmm.. here are a few lousy male singers I would like to tell you about. Here goes nothing!

Jonas Brothers
Vocals : "Great voices" Wimpy, soft and women-like voices.
Looks : *cough, cough* "OMG, SO HOT!" Seriously. Gag me. The sideburns and looks are totally disgusting. I don't know what you girls see in them.
Videos : "So cute in the video" Ridiculous, meaningless videos. Love to blow their own trumpets like becoming James Bond or something crap like that.
Popularity : They got famous because they have that Camp Rock thing on Disney Channel and they're so-called cute.
Overall : Not as hot as you think. What's so great about guys who sing like girls? I don't know how girls can become obsessed about people like that. Anyone need thicker glasses for a better look?

Jason Mraz
Vocals : Can you even count that as a voice?
Looks : Definitely for my your eyes. What's with the stupid hat on his head?
Videos : One word - retarded.
Popularity : Just because he sang that I'm Yours song and all the music channels are playing it? He acted like an idiot in that video. Puh-lease. Not very popular, weirdly.
Overall : Who does he think he is? Michael Buble's clone? Don't sing if you can't.

David Archuleta
Vocals : Could you turn up the volume??
Looks : Excuse me. *puke*
Videos : What the hell..... singing in some cherry farm or something?
Popularity : Because of the radio and TV for playing that song, Crush.
Overall : He can't sing. So what if he can play the piano? And less close ups on his face in his videos, please.

John Legend
Vocals : HE CAN'T SING FOR PEANUTS!!!
Looks : Not attractive, at all.
Videos : Stupid and retarded like I probably said or forgot to say in my older posts.
Popularity : No idea. I don't think anyone would listen to his songs.
Overall : You call that soul singing? Partying, dancing with women is called soul singing? Haha! This is funny.

Lil Wayne
Vocals : Fake, 'ngi-ngi-ngi' voice.
Looks : A face full of tattoos?
Videos : Freaking idiotic!!
Popularity : Oh, the Lollipop song. Eww. And he won eight nominations because of that and his other stupid songs?
Overall : I also don't know why everyone practically loves listening to Lollipop. That is the stupidest song I've ever heard of. Is our world having a shortage of hearing aids?

Metro Station
Vocals : Ha ha ha ha.. THEY (@&$(@$)@ CAN'T SING.
Looks : Oh my God. GAYS!!!
Videos : Retarded, stupid, disgusting, idiotic!
Popularity : All because of the stupid Shake It song? That songs sucks like shiz.
Overall : They suck and they're freaking gays!!! Just because that Miley Cyrus's brother is there, everyone loves it. I think I'm gonna be sick.

Coldplay
Vocals : Weird, hollow voice.
Looks : He he he. Good looking? Cute? Hot? Er, none of the above.
Videos : They think they're making a comedy. Doing idiotic stuff.
Popularity : The Viva La Vida song. Trombone starting rocks? No thanks.
Overall : They shouldn't force themselves to sing. They're sadistic - Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends.

The Fray
Vocals : Definitely can't sing. Wimps.
Looks : I can't even look at his face without feeling like I wanna hurl.
Videos : SADISTIC AND EMO.
Popularity : Most likely that How To Save A Life song which has a meaning but is shizzy.
Overall : They are stupid sadistic people who can't sing. Making that blood face and crying people video. Emo tards.

Goo Goo Dolls
Vocals : Can't sing for anything.
Looks : *GAG*
Videos : Lame.
Popularity : Probably because of the Iris song.
Overall : They are definitely gay. I nearly puked when I watched Iris video. Thank God I didn't watch everything. Too much lipstick. Are they even qualified as men?

Daughtry
Vocals : At some points, sounds like crying and at other points, shizzy.
Looks : Balding, I mean, bald. Half the band is bald.
Videos : Meaningless and emo. Most of their videos are slideshows.
Popularity : Because of their so-called charity and caring songs like What About Now.
Overall : American Idol drop out. They actually have an album for no reason. Almost every song is a single.

End of story. XOXO, peeps! <3

PS: You can't even count them as musicians or singers.