ain’t no big deal

Whoa. I didn’t know wedding dinners could be entertaining until today. Well, only when there’s a certain something there.

Taco embarrassed everyone there. You know what she did? God, this is so embarrassing to say out loud.

It all began when someone said, “The waiter looks kinda cute.” Then the whole thing started.

Taco somehow got hold of the camera. She couldn’t find anyone who looked interesting to take picture of. Ah, when she realised the waiter was serving our table and passing out dishes at that moment, she lifted up the camera. OMG and she took a picture of him in his face. She didn’t know the flash was on until it lighted up the waiter’s face.

You can’t deny that he knew what she did. I didn’t see his face though. Too bad. I should have. All I knew is that... poof! He immediately walked off and disappeared through the kitchen doors. I think he was blushing very badly and feeling very embarrassed.

I was like, "Oh my God! What did you do?"

Taco didn't even know!! "What did I do?"

The brother and I were like, "He saw you take a picture of him."

Could anything be as embarrassing as that?! He spent a longer time than usual inside the kitchen and finally he got the nerve to come back out. He's probably scarred for life now. Suddenly, there are two fans, taking pictures of him. Haha! I laughed so hard. He just ignored us but we kept asking him for coke (the drink / Coca-Cola).

Once, he didn't bring it. We didn't realise. I took pictures of him secretly when he wasn't looking. When we asked him to refill our drinks again, he immediately did that. I think the photo thing has a big effect on him. I mean, he became so paranoid after that. I was pretending to take a picture of some vegetables but actually the shot was meant for him. He actually looked up! Well, never mind. I got a few shots of him, anyway.

He didn't even ask Taco to push in her chair when he wanted to pass through. He just made a big round. He totally hesitated beside her chair and decided to take the other safer route.

I kept alerting Taco whenever he was out and about but not blushing in the kitchen. I never missed a beat! So happen I'm always looking around so don't call me a stalker. Not like I'm obsessed about him. He doesn't look local or anything. Weird face. He has really red lips for some reason and his skin is quite pale. He has a weird haircut so you'll never miss him. Poor guy. He's just a waiter there and two girls have sudden obsession.

Taco didn't stop embarrassing herself. She said the wrong things at the wrong time when he passed by. She was like, "Ask him where he lives" or "Is he local?". Bad timing. He walked passed and I'm pretty sure his ears are working.

He smiled nervously at Taco a few times. I saw it with my own eyes, okay?

I guess we were kinda bummed out when we were leaving because the waiter had his back turned so he didn't know we were leaving. I don't know why this sudden stupidness came over us.

We waited outside the lobby. It's definitely our day because he came out and walked past. He kinda like gave us this weird half smile and ran off. Haha. Now, he knows we left. He's gonna have nightmares later.

Anyways, the food was quite alright. Not bad. Quite yummy. The music and "band" were horrible. They seriously can't be called "musicians" because they don't even make good music. They keep singing when no one is listening. They try to sing when they can't. They try to entertain everyone but fail terribly with their lame and unfunny quotes. They don't even have proper music.

Thank God, we got a good table with a good view too. Not exactly but at least we could see what was happening. They had too many speakers there so it was quite loud. It was all good. Their toilets there didn't have good quality. I overheard the toilets couldn't be flushed and I-don't-know-what was left so I almost immediately changed my mind about it. Okay, that wasn't very appetizing.

Back to food. It was the chance for everyone to swap spit with each other. You don't even need to kiss. And you're passing your saliva around with unknown people. Many people don't realise that or they think it's ok. Ok until you get their sickness then. Talk about being clean.

The MC put on a fake British accent which wasn't very impressive. Pretending that he's so entertaining and funny and acting like some big shot. He's not. The accent is very annoying and stupid. Don't do it if you can't. Well, maybe he came from London or has some British relatives but that doesn't mean you have to put on that falsetto. As bad as people trying to sing with fake voices.

Lots of noisy children there. I don't like that. Running around. Can't they wear proper clothes too? Wearing jeans and ugly market clothes. The everyday clothes you see in the market. Yeah. That.

Okaaaay. That was highly exciting. Overall, it was alright. Especially the waiter and food. It was like...

Wawawiwa!