Spuddy Buddies

eating from the toilet bowl

Have you ever done that before? If no, try eating Korean food.

We went for dinner at this freaking Korean 'restaurant', if you even count that as food. The food was $#!7@%. Oh yeah, you have to take off your shoes like it's some big deal or something.

The tea there? Tasted like filthy toilet water.

Don't be fooled by the complimentary food given by them because it comes straight from the dirtiest, %$%*)@^@ dumpster! I'm sure idiots will say the food tastes lovely. Well that's because their brains are mushed up like mash potatoes. Lots of noisy market-like people were practically swarming into this #%)%*)@%.

They gave lots of freaking egg dishes. One of them was lumpy like #%&$ and was tasteless. The other had some weird crap taste and another one tasted like it came straight from a rubber tree. Pretty pathetic. These people should seriously get a life and not make rubbishy trash for customers to eat.

And the anchovies? You would rather eat them raw and alive. Just rent a boat, go to the middle of the ocean, throw your net in, pull your net out and start eating the anchovies like that.

There was also this plate of red orange %@^@&$. There were unknown rubbery rolls inside which tasted like ^$&@^&%&. I don't know what else was inside. Dead cockroaches with peas as their eyeballs possibly?

There were also many small plates of crap. One of them had pink sauce on it. Urine with pink colouring mixed with it? They also gave two big plates of lettuce. What are we now? Rabbits with a fly's appetite? If you didn't get what I meant, flies eat any old rubbish.

What more can I say about the waiters? Shouting like retards whenever customers came. I don't know what the hell they were shouting about but it was freaking annoying. Are they stuck on an island and shouting for help like that Wrigley's chewing gum ad? Total RETARDS. They speak alien too. I don't know what the freaking bullcrap they were talking about. They pronounced 'stewed egg' as what? "Stuey"? "Stag"?

And the freaking dog bowls as your plate. Should I start barking and eating straight from the bowl with my mouth? Maybe build a kennel? God! What is with these idiot retards? Can't they even make nicer bowls after cheating so much money from people?

I can buy this 'egg pancake' from the roadside for two bucks. And it'll probably taste 100 times better than this piece of junk. Egg pancake from the sewage hole, they mean. Oh, good point. Everything came from there, right? No?

The pork meat or whatever wasn't even cooked. In fact, almost everything wasn't. Why not I take my bow, shoot a pig down and start eating it from the ground? The meat was practically bleeding, ok?! We had to recook it ourselves since the waiter won't be much help with all that sewage fillings stuffed inside their mouths.

Soup? Or urine? The soup was damn spicy. What did they put inside it, anyway? A big packet of black pepper or something? It was also full of salt. Disgusting.

How ironic! They provided toilet tissues to wipe your mouth now. Oh my God, come on! With such a price, don't tell me you don't have proper serviettes. Totally disgusting. How big is that toilet tissue anyway? 100x100? Luckily we brought our own tissue. Geez!

This Korean 'restaurant' is rated 0/10 and NOT recommended. Don't waste your time to go there just to eat! Just go to your bathroom and head straight to the toilet bowl. Saves your money and time! This place should be banned for having such 'food' and highly disgusting service.