Spuddy Buddies

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Yeah, I bet every girl has read The Twilight Saga. And dying for Breaking Dawn.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Well, let me tell you something about Breaking Dawn - crap, rubbish, idiotic, mentally retarded, spastic. I'm not gonna let the best words to describe it out. I feel like beating the pulp out of it. Burn it and crush it and jump on it.

The part about Bella's baby coming out was obscene and.. what? Repulsive, if I got that right. Thank God I wasn't eating. I felt like gagging out my breakfast. When I read the part where she started screaming for her life, my hand practically flew to my mouth as a response to stimuli. I was so sickened but I had to go on, hoping she would just die. I expected her baby to break a hole in her stomach and climb out like a dinosaur or something like that. It's horrible. Her blood was flowing and they left her there until she became a wonderful vampire?

So, she became a damn vampire. A "beautiful" one like her beloved Edward. Yeah, right. She's never been beautiful and never will be! Her stone, marble, wooden, metal body with her red eyes. Oh, oh. And her supposedly "bell" voice. I couldn't wipe that smirk off my face after reading that. She's gonna live forever and ever and ever with Edward? Come on. I ate Chips More for more than six months and got sick of it, so how is she gonna love Edward for a billion more years?

Her child is an ugly, freaking monster. Stupid, spastic name too. How could Jacob imprint on that piece of chocolate ice cream? Stephanie Meyer made Jacob sound like a retarded idiot in this last book. Great job! Why not just call the book Breaking Brains?

And ten year olds are also reading the saga thing. Wow.

I think I rather clean poopoo and peepee than finish this book, really.